I was disappointed, because I had high hopes for sushi served with a fun crossword or Sudoku puzzle. I’m there for THAT version of crossushi. The croissant version? Hard, disappointed pass.

This commercial for Sandals is awfully dramatic.

We aren’t. But we are tired of the same stupid ass stereotypes, like being lumped in with Drag Queens or basically described as “surprise dick”. Get some real fucking material and we might actually laugh.
We also ask that they be aware of how their jokes influence other people and society as a whole. Because society in…

Why would anyone let Steve Harvey....well....do anything?

I read about this case yesterday on Twitter and I wished that the comments had shocked me. There were so many people that didn’t hold the police accountable...at all. They actually didn’t believe that the police had the responsibility to assess the situation first. They were perfectly ok with the police opening fire…

Similarly, when I worked retail, people pulling bills out of multiple pockets. Total was $35.70, they reach into their right front pocket and pull out their wallet and take out a ten and two fives. Then they reach into their left front pocket and take out another five. Then they reach into a back pocket and take out…

I have a friend who is about your size, and he’s joked that for him, there are no such things as “pants”. They’re all “shorts”. He hates clothes shopping and cars, since he doesn’t really fit in them.

I forgot that when ordering a shirt recently and ended up with a tent.

I like The Association of Snack Size Gentlemen.. a nice little tasty treat

Ok I’ve still never had a McRib, and I really can’t imagine ever convincing myself to try it. It has just always looked like the worst embodiment of fast-food press-molded meat/fat with sugary sauce. What’s it about?

Three years ago I had to find sleeveless hoodies for a particular national sports team, the trouble was they wanted them in a particular color combination. I spent months looking for them with no luck. All I could find was black. grey & white. Finally, one really late night via Ali Baba, I found ones that looked like…

I know you mean well, but fat girls hear similar shit from skinny girls all the time. Your struggles are real, but not the same as the struggles of fat women.

James scared me. Always reaching for his belt.

She could be the learning disabled accountant.

I wouldn’t expect anybody who isn’t Chinese (I won’t say East Asia because she’s also very well-known in Malaysia, Singapore and Thailand) or interested in wuxia/martial arts movies and tv shows from the late 70s-80s to know who she is, but I’d nominate Michelle Yim, an actress from Hong Kong, as best woman any day of…

My vote goes to Amanda Werner for trolling the Equifax Senate hearing dressed as the Monopoly dude.

Nyle could sexually arouse a tree stump. *fans self*

No, it doesn’t make me sad, it makes me constantly elated and in love with modern science that has produced such a miracle! No more throwing myself against a random building as i walk home because suddenly the sadness of the universe is too much to bear and I’m sobbing....I still get sad and mad and all the other…

Do as I say, not as I do.

Supporting evidence that the whites are garbage.