Huh. McDonalds burgers are chemical-, salt-, and fat-loaded crap that sicken and disgust rather than comfort anyone with a brain, but you go on and do you.

For me it’s the lack of chest hair that blows the resemblance. It’s like having Heidi Klum play Dolly Parton.

So, when Jezebel first started anointing people with un-grayness, you had to be reasonably smart and lucky or you had to beg. Then they stopped ungraying people and all the latecomers joined the new second-class.

“Not that I am the most musical theater literate person in the world, but I did see Rent/Lion King/Wicked/Phantom of the Opera and a bunch of stuff on Broadway.”

I’m a 6'7" gay male. Among the billions of questions complete strangers ask me is “Do you like dating taller men?” The answer, of course, is “I don’t know, because THERE AREN’T ANY.”

Just came here to say that: we get vapid words and later corrections. The pope is Ivanka to the Catholic Church’s Donald Trump.

I am mystified by the wedding balloon-release trend. Do they simultaneously yell, “Hey, undersea creatures — here’s some rubber you can choke on!”?

Hmm. So you honestly believe Lance Bass announced that he bought a house before he actually bought it, that a TV network snapped it out from under him, that a very public feud commenced, and that part of the reconciliation has him involved with the show, and none of this was planned in advance? Since the minute I…

My husband needed help but that was it — no crisis. Like, I had to cosign his first credit card. He didn’t drive so I was chauffeur. Yes, it annoyed me, but he wasn’t always a crisis kind of guy like your husband.

I totally believe Kavanaugh about “Devil’s Triangle.” Because if I’m going to get drunk with friends & play stupid games, I’ll write “Truth or Dare” on my calendar.

Uh, about Storage Wars. I’m pretty sure all that cool stuff was left behind by the producers. Essentially you’re watching a dude’s version of a YouTube unboxing video.

Jane Fonda has conservative old white people harass her and call her a traitor and “Hanoi Jane” for questioning the Vietnam War.

Yeah, I’m right there with you (and I also hate waiting in front of theaters for people who are late). How about this: ask him if he’s okay. Honestly, he acted so strangely maybe something is up. If he asks why you’re asking say it’s because he acted so inappropriately. At the very least he should have taken you out…

I think everybody has parts of this in their families. However:

> Logic dictates that, around me, wine is

> It’s the usual fare, with better rapping THE

Can someone PLEASE write a speech for him containing the words aluminum, facade, risotto, vitiligo and mischievous? The world needs a good laugh right now.

Did you all miss the part where the demonized, vilified, practically exiled young woman turned out to be an intelligent commentator on the state of politics and feminism today? Or are you still buying the spin being fed to you by the folks currently pillaging Nancy Pelosi (and, until chickens colonize the moon,…

Right now Ted Cruz’s wife is saying, “Dude, not even if you wear cologne.”

> “But I do believe any free person has a right