I watched a couple of the new episodes and I’m already over it. In one, Doug does a horrible Bamboo Safari theme. “Bamboo is so cheap!” Doug says, surprising no one. The main update seems to be that they found homeowners who prefer interesting over attractive.

In a better place than a Kevin James sitcom? That could be anywhere from Barbados to neck-deep in a trench full of mud.

My favorite part is Britney’s dad accusing Kevin of spending that $20k on one of his non-Britney kids. Like, “Okay, you two get sirloin steaks, creamed spinach and chocolate mousse for dinner. You two, here’s a cracker and an M&M.”

I think my feelings about Bruno Mars are summed up in an anecdote.

Listen to Linda Jones “For Your Precious Love” NOW. I *hate* vocal runs and this song is nothing but them, but her voice is so sensational it’ll knock your socks off.

I don’t give a damn if Oprah would be a great president or a lousy president. So what if she’d have problems? If she ran naked theough Washington setting fire to all the Japanese cars she’d still be better than any crooked Republican. The only question that matters now is, “Can she win?”

Hardy was, at the time, dating a high-powered entertainment attorney

I too wondered why the Parkland activists were anointed as saviors by the media. What they are saying has been said by many — and completely ignored by everyone else.

Yes, all the drinks at gay bars have cherries or umbrellas in them. And the butches wear fedoras while the femmes wear XXL gowns. (Actually, I think I’d go to this place.)

I think he was probably great at his job. His mistake was in thinking that because he’s so great, he should share his wisdom with the world. Because everything he knows outside of coding sounds like smug, sociopathic bullshit.

But the eyeglass frames have diamonds in them. Cat-eye glasses with diamonds are her brand. Elvira had giant hair and Cruella da Ville had the dalmatian coat so I’m guessing there was nothing else left.

Read the email.

> “she must have called the paper with

I’m sick of people saying, “If you boycott this, then you have to boycott that.”

Apropos of nothing, a blind gossip website has a piece about a guy who broke up with his girlfriend because she was too young who is now dating an even younger woman. Supposedly younger woman is in it because she wants acting roles — that she didn’t get while “dating” a famous boyfriend a year or two ago.

I wrote the same thing elsewhere and found a vitriolic Vice defender I assumed had to be part of the company. They are desperate to whitewash the past. They say (1) Gavin McInnes left a long time ago, (2) the group he currently leads isn’t really about White Power (though there is strong evidence to the contrary, and…

Why there are a lot of famous white architects and not a lot of famous black ones.

Three great rules rich people — including Mr. Trump — live by:

I look forward to this interview and the long-overdue repercussions but I’m a grammar cop and this sentence is beyond horrible:

> It was exactly the minute details