The problem is false equivalences. Yes, this is bad for the Democrats to do. On a scale of 1 to 10, maybe it’s a 3.

Cedeno was bullied for years and nobody did anything. He shouldn’t even be charged, since this was self-defense. This is America, though, so clearly he should go the “Stand Your Ground” route and say he’s a member of Neighborhood Watch and the other kid was acting suspicious.

Wait. I’m not sure this is possible. I’ve never actually read any articles about Black Panther coming out, but I’ve been really excited about it because the Berkeley-based political party was endlessly targeted by the government and demonized by the media throughout their short life, blamed for everything but the…

If I were a diva?

“DECENT”? Ben Carson sold his soul, his heritage and his self-respect to be called a “decent” black guy? To get to “terrific” do you have to play golf, wear Dockers and name your sons Brandon?

Fun fact. The reason these skinny, pasty white guys are so into computers is because they are often on the Aspergers spectrum, which means they relate more to machines than people. That’s why they’d rather work until 3 am than go home and chat with that human wife.

> Computers that do too much

“Shutter” ruined it for me. Was scared for a minute but now I’m picturing you hanging onto the windows outside.

I hate when hurricanes devastate whole countries and the victims are all like, “We need help!” Rent a truck and help yourselves! It’s the American way.

One night I was pissed about something and watching Project Runway. On it, a visibly pregnant Alyssa Milano held court, and I think the focus turned toward childbirth. I tweeted sarcastically something like, “Oh, good — that’s what I love about #ProjectRunway. It’s not just about fashion, it’s about FAMILY!”

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I would of been happy with a blist or a clist.

> [The Mountain Between Us] is

Story sounds calculated. Think she would have admitted to sharing rice cakes and arugula?

No. She specifically said she never wanted to do the movie and that the phone calls were “harassing” her. If she negotiated for six months but her demands were turned down that is VERY different, and I can see how people would get pissed off at her “innocent” act.

Sorry, this article is crap. Responding to the first part (I gave up early on):

Vice has always been problematic. Co-founder Gavin McInnes is also a founder of the far-right extremist group a Proud Boys, one of whose members was arrested in August for beating left-wing protesters in Berkeley with a lead-filled stick. And it’s impossible to ignore the gay-baiting of the magazine’s first few years,…

I have problems with prison rape jokes for a few reasons. One, because it’s the sign of a lazy writer going to the sad cliche. Two, for the reality: because the penal system is absolute shit purposely designed for the government to get revenge against prisoners, with mistreatment by other inmates part of the “lesson”…

Sigh. I guess I’m just an old romantic. I’m picturing them up in heaven now, at God’s right arm, and Hef is rubbing up against her.

Was the next line of dialog, “Sorry — My friends like to throw rugs at me”?