Next Trump is going to expose what a crummy architect Frank Lloyd Wright was by buying one of his houses and cutting a hole in the roof.

“A man kissing another man is the greatest acting challenge an actor can ever face.”

I’m thinking this movie will be just like Precious except Gabourey Sidibe sings, sleeps with a Russian billionaire and gets kicked off a Will Ferrell film.

For this to work doesn’t every soda-buying customer have to pay in cash? If they use a card and you move the soda to a new check you can’t steal any cash and the last check doesn’t match the credit card.

My takeaway too. Yeah, that’s how a guy will win me, by saying “After dating a bunch of assholes I realized you were better than I thought.”

I wish there was something I could say other than good luck to you. Staying positive is the only choice and breaking down occasionally is the sad reality. When cancer is finally cured I’m going to spend 436 days dancing from one end of the world to the other.

Hmm. I see this as the opposite of Vincent Foster: “Lawyer With Trump Ties Found Dead After Failing to Procure Damaging Evidence Against Hillary.”

One cover teases an article called “How to Live Forever.” Don’t tell me: turmeric, right?

“But some of the most controversial parts ... remain: it ... allows insurers to opt out of ... coverage of ... prescription drugs....”

I’m going to open a Do-It-Yourself Celebrity Public Relations website. It will offer templates for the most common PR claims.

Ungifted people who would do anything for attention did it.

NOT TOO SOON.

Hmm. Unlike the right, the left doesn’t need to lie to defend themselves. We’ve made mistakes: Benghazi, Hillary’s emails, Obama saying we can keep our doctors, CNN retracting one story about Trump and The NY Times having to correct a Sarah Palin story. I’m cool with our mistakes considering Trump has done far worse…

I’m lost. “Left/right tit-for-tat”? Jezebel readers are allegedly woke about victim blaming so confuses me. When I was a kid my older sister used to beat me up. I’d complain to my parents and they’d say either, “We don’t know who started it” or “Both of you were fighting so you both get punished.”

The Guardian recently published a brilliant piece on Louis Vuitton’s “made in Italy” shoes. They’re 90% made in Transylvania but the SOLES are made (and attached) in Italy, which gives LV the legal right to make the claim.

“Kanye West ... ideally wants more like five of six kids, total.”

I thought Ted Nugent’s words the other day were going to stop all the violence.

Oh holy God! I’m a chubby Catholic Hillary fan but I feel like Ice T next to these people.

Basically a remake of “9 to 5" with zombies?

Eye sea whut ewe arrgh seighing.