I’m going to open a Do-It-Yourself Celebrity Public Relations website. It will offer templates for the most common PR claims.

Ungifted people who would do anything for attention did it.

NOT TOO SOON.

Hmm. Unlike the right, the left doesn’t need to lie to defend themselves. We’ve made mistakes: Benghazi, Hillary’s emails, Obama saying we can keep our doctors, CNN retracting one story about Trump and The NY Times having to correct a Sarah Palin story. I’m cool with our mistakes considering Trump has done far worse…

I’m lost. “Left/right tit-for-tat”? Jezebel readers are allegedly woke about victim blaming so confuses me. When I was a kid my older sister used to beat me up. I’d complain to my parents and they’d say either, “We don’t know who started it” or “Both of you were fighting so you both get punished.”

Um, what?

The Guardian recently published a brilliant piece on Louis Vuitton’s “made in Italy” shoes. They’re 90% made in Transylvania but the SOLES are made (and attached) in Italy, which gives LV the legal right to make the claim.

“Kanye West ... ideally wants more like five of six kids, total.”

I thought Ted Nugent’s words the other day were going to stop all the violence.

Oh holy God! I’m a chubby Catholic Hillary fan but I feel like Ice T next to these people.

Basically a remake of “9 to 5" with zombies?

Eye sea whut ewe arrgh seighing.

Nope, SF was brilliant back then. People were open and loving and free with housing and drugs and sex. Nobody was gay or straight and everybody had sex with everybody else. (Then there’s the free concerts in Golden Gate park featuring the Grateful Dead and Jefferson Airplane.)

Because yeah, when your daughter eventually looks for a job you want her employer to get that whole warrior-princess vibe.

For everyone keeping track, yes, that means Mr. Trump has spent 24 weekends playing golf since he was elected, and zero comments about it made by hypocritical, racist Republicans.

“Move Over Darling” is one of the best records ever made, sounding like it was recorded yesterday. Sure, there’s a lot of weirdness and pop pap in her catalog but the woman was famous for literally DECADES and was an animal-loving feminist waaay before it was cool.

Meanwhile, straight white male attorney Eric Conn steals $50 million, is freed with electronic monitoring device around leg & (duh!) disappears. Nothing to see here, folks.

Save the Us Weekly cover photo above to your computer/phone/tablet. Paste it into a tweet with words like

Everyone please take a second and tweet something like this:

Ivana tweets about how much she loves the LGBT community. Her dad refuses to name June as LGBT Pride Month, and he appoints an Education Secretary who won’t say whether LGBT kids need protection against discrimination.