Like the MTA, I am totally fed up with people racing for the closing train doors and prying them open to get on. Why can't they just wait for the next train? It'll probably come in 45 minutes or less, and if it doesn't then they can go upstairs where shuttle buses leave every hour and a half, and the line is less than…

The singular pop star in the world right now is a black woman who wears transparent clothes. The most influential person in the world is a black woman who wears thongs in public. The most powerful celebrity in entertainment is a black woman who wouldn't leave her house without showing side boob.

Insiders are saying GM's 2014 cars will be slow but fabulous.

Oh, like a flamingo really has a big pink hump on its other shoulder.

I'm with you. I can't even tell if this is one article or fifteen. There's one paragraph, then related, than an ad, then a paragraph. . . . It looks like somebody's merged the news section with the classified ads.

I haven't been arrested for making out in a car, but I know people who have. Still, I've got two harassment stories.

Ha! The cops always let you go. What harmless fun!

Thank you for this. This absurd "balanced coverage" is an embarrassment not just to the media, but to our country for tolerating it. Imagine if every time Al Sharpton appeared on TV they had a closing statement by a Ku Klux Klanner saying blacks shouldn't be so uppity.

Pretty much my definition of "asshole" is somebody who does something stupid (like ignoring bigotry when it doesn't affect them) and doesn't care.