This is by a large margin, the most entertaining review I've read in a long time. I have not seen the movie, and will likely wait for it to hit the rental scene, but you made me actually kind of want to see it.

I’m voting for Hillary out of self preservation. I don’t like but, as a racially ambigious brown person, a Trump presidency increases the likelihood I will get a brick to the face by a random racist.

If anything, I think this should scare some sense into “Bernie or Bust”ers. My first thought when I found out about the Brexit this morning was “dear god, there is actually a non-zero chance that Donald Trump is going to be our next president.” (Personally, I’m a Bernie supporter, but I’ll certainly vote for Clinton…

As a republican who is a Never Trump, I was thinking about voting for Johnson but not any more. Hilary has my vote on lock now.

Any person foolish enough to throw away their vote in such a way and be potentially complicit in the election of a crypto-fascist was never a real progressive. Just an angry and stubborn person looking for easy solutions to difficult questions. I’ve been a Bernie supporter since he announced, but you can bet your ass…

Settle down, Teddy Atlas

Keep telling yourself that using 11 words where 3 would do is good writing.

For anybody who wants to hear more from Mr. Frank, he spoke to Sam Seder about luck and his book earlier this week:

Well, yeah. Just being mass murderers defending a millenarian, pseudo-scientific, genocidal ideology doesn’t make them the same.

Because at its best boxing teaches and inspires. At its best boxing is a clash of training, skill, and will and when it’s put together in the right way boxing can magical and move viewers to make themselves better in their own personal struggles.

In plain English, it would read, “Holtzclaw maintains his belief in his innocence with the same unrelenting energy he had when pursuing his NFL dreams, but it appears that recovery is only deserved by his victims.”

No, fuck that. If this woman was this desperate/emotionally distressed/mentally ill to jam a coat hanger up her vagina, the alternative would have probably been suicide. I don’t think you people blaming her and going all “aww, but the innocent baby!” understand the desperation of being pregnant against your will. She…

Sincerely, thank you for this. This is the kind of thing that initiates some change. This is the kind of thing that can spark movements. This moment right her that you and your fellow students have engaged is paving a better way forward for younger children who aren’t in college. Of course the School President will…

FYI Infowars is not a conservative website. That’s a big fucking lol. It’s a batshit crazy conspiracy site. I like the tactic of lining it up with the other guy that isn’t crazy, but says something you don’t like. That’s what we call solid journalism.

For when the One Sports Network comes

There can never be enough salty licorice. Or salty enough licorice, for that matter. Pumpkin spice everything can fuck right off.

I've learned the best way to loan money is to not consider it a loan - consider it a gift and only give the amount of money you'd be willing to/can afford to give without getting it back. That way if you don't get it back - whatever it was a gift - but if you do get it back it's just a nice bonus

I also wish we’d stop saying this, but for a different reason. Federal funding should go to abortions. Medicaid should cover abortions. ACA money for premiums should go to plans that cover abortions. Federal funds thatgo to family planning and women’s health should also go to abortions.

He doesn’t and never has wanted to be President.

People who make shit comments like “Good” or “Darwin Award” give themselves away as people who have never faced a horrific situation and had to deal with it. I’m a firefighter and have been at the scene of accidental deaths when family members were present. It’s a scene of grief and sorrow and anguish that’s…