No, no, no, no, no.

@slf72: I would take in a gay kid from a flyover state in a hot second, as long as he or she didn't mind sleeping on my couch.

@carapatricia: This comment is made of YES!!!

I've been using the Stila (I am like 95% sure it's Stila) "dry shampoo" although that is not what they call it for YEARS. It's really really fine powder and it smells lovely, and I swear it makes my hair look cleaner.

Before everyone moves on to football entirely - does anyone know why a Baltimore Chopper is called that? I am semi interested. Why Baltimore?

@Emmanuel Goldstein: Vicodin + coffee is indeed my VERY FAVORITE thing to have for breakfast.

@NobodyLikesMe: So I was all LOLing at your post, and then I actually LOOKED in my purse? And except for the Adderall, and also why do you need Valium if you have Xanax? This IS the inside of my purse. And I just turned in a zipcar this morning. Good times, good times.