No, he didn't spend the entire time saying 'i told you so.' Go back and listen...

So you mean to tell me that the Dadge Rum I got in Wyoming ISN'T the real thing?!

I can't say whether they would or wouldn't. I mean really? You want me to speculate on potential unknown species out there? Hell, why would you assume they'd do that to us? They couldn't be more enlightened and thus not dick-like? I'll give extraterrestrial intelligence the benefit of the doubt way before I'll do the…

I'm not a fan of water. Jaws, Cthulu, all that other good stuff. A part of me though would love to just sit out there in a boat or something with a paintball gun and just shoot at everyone who bugs the manatees. "How does it feel like to be bothered by an annoying idiot while you're just trying to chill (and touch the…

He seems like the type to casually request a circle jerk among his bros then call them all gay when they ask for a Bud Light instead of Budweiser.

Yes, that is exactly what I didn't say.

You lost me at the 'can't tell the difference between red and white wines'. They are not even close.