Seems like some incest lemon fan fic.

I like to compress them down into diamonds, which I then wear.

Not even gonna lie, I think Gen-1 Nick is more fuckable than Gen-3 Nick.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

That was actually a decent apology from the editor....

That image is bringing up some strange feelings I had as a child about Lola Bunny from Space Jam.

....Apparently, Ted Cruz thinks this is Sarah Palin

The one I built for y2k still has some chef boy r Dee ravioli in it and about a pound of weed.

I know, right?? How was basically nothing on camera distracting?

Notice he wasn’t charged with destruction of property.

I thought you meant downgraded them graphically. you should use the term nerf instead.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

I didn’t see bloviating at all on this list. I feel like I’ve seen that numerous times in Trump articles.

fuck man, i never thought i’d defend wal-mart and/or one of its entities, but here i am

So that was the slight poke I felt.

dude, she’s Nigella fuckin’ Lawson. Even when she’s wrong, she’s right.

In fallout 1 and 2, you can do aimed shots to childrens eyes.

The Undertale hype train will only stop when everyone has played Undertale.