Between this and the subway sandwich pervert I’m beginning to think we just shouldn’t trust people named Jared

Admittedly... I’m pretty ok with the whole of Las Vegas going bankrupt for all I care. It will be completely worth it knowin that Sheldon Addleson got screwed in the process 

And don’t forget that he genuinely thought that since both republicans and democrats disliked Comey that this would make him a bipartisan hero. He really truelly thought people would praise him for it

It was said best by a simple joke from Facebook.

I’m an equal oppertunity lech. I will give equal time objectifying her as I would if they gave me a hot catboy with visibly lickable abs and a tight butt in tiny denim shorts.

I loved that game so much. This douche ensured we will never get a sequel. So pissed

I know this is of much smaller consequence...

Good news! It was renewed a couple months ago! Defiantly returning

To quote one of my favorite memes “Even Naruto is ashamed of his Naruto phase”

I always figured those middle school scoliosis exams were just an excuse for the school nurses to put their hands all over the kids. Not that I minded, my middle school nurse was kinda hot

Anything that encourages people to not play Mei is a feature not a bug.

I’d defanitly support this idea. I miss games having truly unlockable secrets instead of just buying everything in DLC.

Honestly male dogs aren’t a lot like male humans. They smell a vagina and they home in. It takes very little encouragement. I actually did an essay about this in a behavioral studies course

You get a star just for the words “horse weewees”

I am so glad Major on teenage girl brain became a gif

Me and my wife have an argument. My hearing isn’t terrific, certainly not “impaired” but I sometimes have trouble understanding words over background noise. I use subtitles by default just to help me with that. She despises subtitles because she can’t split her attention... subtitles distract her and make her miss…

I’d have to say he was more Paladin turned later to Blackgaurd.

Umm yea actually sorta.

I rolled a few of the axe missions with a 5* Camilla. Love that leather clad bitch

“Japans most unfortunately named porn company”