I would geuss the concussions and black eyes come from the fact that being in an actual prison... well he would be considered rather pretty... and convicts arent known for their gentle cuddling natures. I'll let you finish that math.

Actually they finally have. Thats what Sealed Deck mode is. It only starts you with like 6 boosters and as you continue to play you can acquire more and more boosters to improve and streamline your deck. One thankful thing is it gives you an unlimited number of lands to add or remove from your deck as you see…

Its MEANT to be cheesy! Its kind of a callback to the old Kaiju monster flicks. Hell the monsters in the movie are even called Kaiju!

They tried to light fireworks under their father's recliner. Both parents couldnt handle them anymore so they sent them to live with their uncle donald. I dont remember how they ended up with Scrooge though