The framerate drops are historically accurate. They’re emulating the original game/hardware.

Is “Hoverboard Grabber” the new “weed holder”?

Prog rock: undeniably impressive and intricate music that is often annoying, frustrating and unsatisfying to a lot of people.

It’s a prog rock game.

No. It’s the equivalent of a baseball game with an optional timed baseball minigame. It’s not boss battle. It’s a bonus challenge. How are the audio puzzles fair game but a timer is off limits? You salty, bro. You’re getting owned by the game and it’s making you say silly stuff. Get good or give it up. But you’re not…

It wasn’t tedious or frustrating for me. It was enjoyable, entertaining and enjoyable. Now the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. A man is born, he’s a man of means. Along came two, they got nothing but their jeans. It takes, different strokes to move…

Nope. If there was some secret that was walled off, some bonus cut scene or extra area that you couldn’t see unless you beat the challenge, you might be right. But you’re just classically salty. It’s an optional challenge. You can beat the game without ever knowing it’s there. Timed, randomly generated puzzles are a…

Etch a Sketches are dope.

I do not approve.

So sad. Super sad. Friggin’ cryin’ over here.

PC’s a great place to play games like Batman: Arkham Knight, Mortal Kombat X, and classics like Tales of Symphonia.

Bigfoot? Pretty sure you’re talking about Bigfoot.

Of course he loved Locke! It’s Codec Call: The Movie.

That’s fair.

Sorry. Cosplay does not get a special exception from the long history of theatrical representation, just because the source material is videogames. Blackface is taboo. White people can do lots of things in this world without any negative social repercussions. We can invade countries, wreck economies, steal elections,…

Whiteface is fine. Historically colonized races are allowed to mock their oppressors. They should not however mock other historically oppressed races. Luckily, human history is the history of white supremacy so white people are generally fair game from all comers. Come at us, bros. We can take it. We think it’s…

I wish they’d saved Russia for a proper 3-D Creed. Such a great mix of personalities, ideas and architecture.

Well shit. Now it’s definitely “Hone Zone”. Thanks!

To you “300 hours” sounds like nothing. To others, it sounds like giving up your life.

Who the hell types in all-caps in 2016? That’s the real question.