Prog rock: undeniably impressive and intricate music that is often annoying, frustrating and unsatisfying to a lot of people.

It’s a prog rock game.

No. It’s the equivalent of a baseball game with an optional timed baseball minigame. It’s not boss battle. It’s a bonus challenge. How are the audio puzzles fair game but a timer is off limits? You salty, bro. You’re getting owned by the game and it’s making you say silly stuff. Get good or give it up. But you’re not…

It wasn’t tedious or frustrating for me. It was enjoyable, entertaining and enjoyable. Now the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. A man is born, he’s a man of means. Along came two, they got nothing but their jeans. It takes, different strokes to move…

Nope. If there was some secret that was walled off, some bonus cut scene or extra area that you couldn’t see unless you beat the challenge, you might be right. But you’re just classically salty. It’s an optional challenge. You can beat the game without ever knowing it’s there. Timed, randomly generated puzzles are a…

So sad. Super sad. Friggin’ cryin’ over here.

PC’s a great place to play games like Batman: Arkham Knight, Mortal Kombat X, and classics like Tales of Symphonia.

Of course he loved Locke! It’s Codec Call: The Movie.

That’s fair.

Sorry. Cosplay does not get a special exception from the long history of theatrical representation, just because the source material is videogames. Blackface is taboo. White people can do lots of things in this world without any negative social repercussions. We can invade countries, wreck economies, steal elections,…

Whiteface is fine. Historically colonized races are allowed to mock their oppressors. They should not however mock other historically oppressed races. Luckily, human history is the history of white supremacy so white people are generally fair game from all comers. Come at us, bros. We can take it. We think it’s…

Well shit. Now it’s definitely “Hone Zone”. Thanks!

To you “300 hours” sounds like nothing. To others, it sounds like giving up your life.

Who the hell types in all-caps in 2016? That’s the real question.

Totally fair. Boundaries, yo!

You only put the armrest up if you’d be comfortable sharing toothbrushes with the person next to you.

That’s a sad tale. Has it ever happened? Seems to me that games are more diverse than ever, there are more small devs than ever making more money than ever and people are pirating games more than ever. What if the whole market, legal and illegal, just keeps growing all together and it’s not a zero-sum game?

What about true love? Can a human break true love? I didn’t think so!

So it’s okay to do whatever you want as long as you realize that you’re hurting victims? That’s some zany morality. I like it!

Oh shit! You’re gonna take their “Gamer” label!? That’s cold man. That will totally shame them into changing their behavior and make them responsible consumers. You’re good at this tough love stuff. Tellin’ like it is! Unfiltered. Support the damn industry, NON-Gamer Pirates!!