Seth Myers used to be on Saturday Night Live? I had no idea!

When the guy shows up to the party with a case of Red Bull, that’s usually a sign that it’s time to peace out.

Has anybody written a good “Why Dust2 is such a good map” article?

“Deplorable” is a silly word to use for video games. You’re in silly town, Mr. Bubbles. You’ve gone over the edge. And now you’re reading minds! You know what people think! What do I “really think”, Silly Man? Stack rank the “most deplorable acts in gaming” of the past 2 years and 6 months: Go! What’s number 7? I say…

Everybody in videogames (creators, fans, critics, PR people, Kotaku commenters) comes off as an abrasive asshole every now and then. Copping a holier-than-thou attitude about it is, of course, totally predictable and adorable on your part. It’s not very convincing though.

But...I thought PC’s were the best at everything?

I don’t think pixel art necessarily needs to be about economy. There can be maximalist pixel art. The hand placement of individual pixels is the differentiator.

Both teams played hard.

Then someone gets fired? I don’t know. What does your super updated, recorded and analyzed spreadsheet say? Let me guess “=Function(Some shit I pulled out of my ass)”.

“I clean my apartment in real life, why the hell would I want to clean someone’s apartment in a video game? “

He asked for data, not anecdotes. You’re barely a datum.

“Is there any data to show that timed exclusives bring more people on that platform?” Probably not public, but definitely proprietary data. You don’t do a deal like this without running the spreadsheets.

The reasons would be business reasons. For example, I could see the State of Decay guys opting out so Xbox One people have to buy the remake.

If you hold a thing, it will not break. If you hold a thing too hard, it will break. This is just basic physics/semantics. Works for Xbox controllers, baby birds, and diamonds.

This first list is just for preview testers. It’s probably all games that quickly, easily and cheaply gave their permission to participate.

That’s the same thing just with extra words. Insincere and verbose.

Everything breaks if you squeeze it too hard.

You are terrible at apologizing! “I’m sorry you’re so disappointing”. Geez louise.

You’re not really sorry.

What’s their special technique? Bouncers? What’s the anti-doofus policy?