Best Professional Recusal SoundCloud track ever, TotalBro! Can’t wait to hear the remix! Or rather, I reserve the right to respond to the remix in an unbiased manner if and when you decide to release it.

What about 3rd-party indicators? Sub-reddit subscribers, traffic to all those helper matchmaking sites?

I was promised a fun fact! That was not fun!

From Software reps declined to comment, saying only “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

I’m reminded of old newsreel montages of wacky flying machines from the 1900’s.

I'm confused. Isn't the whole point of the Miss Universe pageant to uphold arbitrary standards of racial purity and sexual attractiveness? It's basically the Westminster Human Show, right?

The article is three sentences long!

These children are stoned.

"I do disagree with the fact that Billy is a homosexual"

Well that's just an aesthetic question. I never meant to say that people should only like one kind of art-style. Just that people like looking at pretty things. It's not like we're not *aware* that Dwarf Fortress exists...

Graphics are always going to matter. They've mattered to human beings pretty consistantly for the past 40,000 years. Blame Leonardo DaVinci.

So these are going to be enacted into Videogame Law and any player or developer who doesn't follow all of them will be thrown into castration camps, right? That's how I read this piece.

Star Trek made this joke in 1986.

Patch notes! Patch notes? We're talking about Patch Notes. Not the game! We are talking about Patch notes...

Assassins Creed III too, right?

"...the nickel and diming infecting modern gaming"

Get a bike.

What is wrong with publishers trying to get money out of their back catalog? It's Media Economics 101. Pretty sure Gutenberg invented the concept. My favorite HD rerelease (all time): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Fol…

Cheerleading?

Portlandia.