This is just more absurd stunts with polygon puppets. How many "get-to-the-chopper" moments do you need to see before your jaw stops dropping? Can you summarize the "great narrative" in the Uncharted series? What's it all about?

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You're good at jokes and internet.

You want to play movies.

"RE4 blew the doors off gaming but then again so did RE and RE2....you've never played a Metal Gear game? How am I supposed to take your critique of 3rd person games seriously at all? ....Complaining about clunky mechanics in LoU is missing the trees for the forest in a big, big way."

It looks like you can barely control the character in this video game. Point his gun and go where they yell at you to go.

That's just your opinion.

Glad to hear somebody thinks your funny.

You don't like sweeping pronouncements. And hipsters? And First Person Shooters? And Akira Kurasawa? You don't like a ton of stuff. You just grumpy. I can sweepingly pronounce whatever I want and if you want to sweepingly denounce my pronouncement, that's fine. Just don't make up shit and don't call me names. It's…

Tons of American films in the Criterion collection. You're the one who made up the foreign film thing. It's far more difficult to talk to real people instead of your imaginary straw-men. Actually, no it's not. It's easy. You just suck at it.

Be a decent human being and this conversation is a productive exchange of ideas. Learn to read and respond to people and not put words in people's mouth and people won't have to tag their honest opinions with your stupid acronyms in order to avoid your frothy nonsense.

your answer was so obnoxious...Jesus that's a lot of horseshit son. You don't really understand what these games were attempting to achieve.... I will merely laugh and not respond.

"I don't get all the complaints about this game. Sure it's a 3rd person shooter but why is that bad? "

Get your fucking mouth checked then. Quit frothing on me. "To see a 3rd person game and immediately start with the Gears Of War crap is getting really fucking old" I didn't say a goddamn thing about Gears of War. Or Grand Illusion for that matter. You're on some hobby horse shit, son and it is getting just as really…

Why are you so rude? Why can't you talk about videogames without insulting me? I don't get you. Is this an Asperger's thing or something? Do you have some kind of condition where I'm supposed to look past your lack of social skills in order to attempt a conversation?

Agreed. Same shit, different camera angle.

Yeah, I'd call them clunky. Slow walking speed. Hard to turn around. Lots of times where you get killed trying to getting out of cover. I feel like I'm wrestling with the mechanics instead of enjoying them. I haven't played all those games but Red Dead is a lot more open world and varied than this clip. Mass Effect…

If you want to feel like you're watching a film, have you tried watching films?