Are they good at soccer?

That screenshot is amazing. Looks like a photoshopped Onion article image. The crying in the 7-11 at the end of the video is impeccable. Great documentation all around.

“Joe hasn’t been knighted by [a Noun]. He hasn’t [a Verb] a U.S. attorney’s office, much less a city that he turned around or went through [9/11].”

Oh, you’re not sure? Look, if you’re going to be vaguely dismissive and unimpressed, fucking commit! Did the trailer do much for you or not? Yes or no!

Every new generation thinks they invented sticking joysticks in lube.

Which boarding schools did everybody go to? Wikipedia tells me Tucker went to St. George’s. “Richest neighborhood in New Jersey” makes me assume Lawrenceville. Maybe Trinity-Pawling?

I’m cool with this. It’s dumb gimmick. You know what you’re signing up for. Let the kids have their fun. This seems like classic Smell-O-Vision nonsense which is totally fine and didn’t ruin movies for ever, but rather inspired a whole John Goodman movie and who doesn’t love John Goodman movies?

Just want to chime in and shed some light on our strange bi-partisan situation in the states. It is not a cultural thing or a historic accident that we have two parties in the US. It’s a law of political science that’s a function of our winner-take-all, first-past-the-post elections. There will always be two major…

I got bad news for you about America, bro.

Oh man. Wait till he learns that review scores are arbitrary bullshit that should be done away with in favor of long form, nuanced game criticism that foregrounds the critics personal experience. He’s going to feel so silly for crying about dumb number.

Dreamcast has “mystique”, not nostalgia. Not enough people bought it to get nostalgic about. It’s the Velvet Underground of consoles.

Why would you Ranch when you can Blue Cheese? I’m sure there’s some technical/scientific difference between Ranch dressing and mayonnaise, but I can’t put my finger on it. If you’re going to commit the sin of dipping your pizza in salad dressing, go all out, put some stank on it.

Aren’t soccer racists always throwing bananas on the field at African players?

cookie monster is good tho

I predict that this story will be revived in <6months when someone cosplays as this guy at gaming convention.

What if Dad A is married to Dad B or Dad C? Have we considered that non-heteronormative scenarios?

Love to smoke pot and read stuff.

What about the [SPOILER] from Life Is Strange?

Strictly family outings. The barn raising at the end is the best part. Really leave on a high note. I was there to learn facts and history, so I kept it strictly what was on the plaque as far as names go.