Bernie 2016: Coulda. Woulda. Shoulda.

You should try blaspheming! It might be fun.

Believing an accuser, doesn’t make the accused guilty legally. You’re conflating the beginning and the end of the justice process. You’re mixing up treatment of the accuser/victim with the treatment of the accused/perpetrator. You’ve got a choice of “Believe/Don’t Believe” at the initial report. And then “Presume…

This faux-ignorance about why people buy pre-built PCs has got to stop. You guys gotta do some googling and figure it out for yourself because I’m sick of seeing the same comment in every PC review thread. You fucking stumped-ass simpletons. It’s infuriating. Like people who don’t get why people play Minecraft or…

Sure guy.

I read his tweets. I think I know what his point was. You seem to want to make your own points and then just kind of project them on to this backup catcher for some reason. Maybe you need to get on twitter and say what you actually think about “racism” instead of doing talmudic commentaries on this jabroni. Or if…

I love how you put his tweets into your own little “Reasonable Takes Decoder Machine” for him. So generous! Such a privilege he enjoys.

“LOL...Google and Facebook do all sorts of questionable shit in support of Hillary and the tech media is mum.”

This guy gets it.

I like Unity. But I’m a French Revolution nerd so I’m biased.

The question isn’t “will people download free stuff?”. Granted, people will. I’m sure you’re staggered by that fact. The question is “will people consider the ability to download free mods when making the decision whether to purchase an Xbox or a PS4?” You claim to have numbers proving the first, irrelevant point.…

Hey, I never said your TV wasn’t gigantic. Don’t put words in my mouth. Just saying, mine is bigger.

My child is happier and smarter and better looking than both of your kids. Plus my TV is bigger and I have a cooler car.

TLDR; Pithy up, homey.

We get it. It’s just not that big of a deal for most people. Mods are for PC gamers. People who care about mods already have PCs. Most console gamers don’t give a shit and look at mods as another weird, confusing hassle that they don’t want to deal with. It’s like how iPhone users don’t care that they can’t do all the…

People forget that the vast majority of PS4 owners use it exclusively for Madden and Netflix. The idea that “mod support”, a feature no console game has ever really had, would suddenly become a market-moving, deal-breaker decision point for a massive amount of consumers who haven’t decided whether to buy an Xbox or a…

Have you ever seen a body builder in a Calvin Klein ad? Western beauty standards for men are not comic book jacked. They look like soccer players. And they’s jacked dudes are always wearing armor and clothes and aren’t posed in a way to show of their asses. C’mon, bruh. I mean, I think you’re reaching hard and being…

Well, nice try, I guess. This is a weak rebuttal. She makes a focused argument and speaks to specific games. You claim there’s a “larger point” and cite “20 videogames” that only you can see and that’s supposed to prove something. It’s like saying the Black Lives Matter movement doesn’t pay enough attention to climate…

Just say a thing you think she’s wrong about about video games. You don’t. Drive-by dismissal and excuses for why you don’t want to do your homework. You claim it’s a fascinating and important phenomenon that a TrueBlueFeminist like your humble self can possibly disagree with Anita Sarkeesian, but when given an…

You’re giving me self-righteous hufflepuff followed by a list of adjectives that you seem to think is the same thing as a substantive critique. There’s nothing wrong with disagreeing with her. But you haven’t disagreed with anything. Oh, wait, “her points”. You don’t agree with “her points.” Well, checkfuckingmate,…