Hey, I never said your TV wasn’t gigantic. Don’t put words in my mouth. Just saying, mine is bigger.

My child is happier and smarter and better looking than both of your kids. Plus my TV is bigger and I have a cooler car.

TLDR; Pithy up, homey.

We get it. It’s just not that big of a deal for most people. Mods are for PC gamers. People who care about mods already have PCs. Most console gamers don’t give a shit and look at mods as another weird, confusing hassle that they don’t want to deal with. It’s like how iPhone users don’t care that they can’t do all the…

People forget that the vast majority of PS4 owners use it exclusively for Madden and Netflix. The idea that “mod support”, a feature no console game has ever really had, would suddenly become a market-moving, deal-breaker decision point for a massive amount of consumers who haven’t decided whether to buy an Xbox or a…

Have you ever seen a body builder in a Calvin Klein ad? Western beauty standards for men are not comic book jacked. They look like soccer players. And they’s jacked dudes are always wearing armor and clothes and aren’t posed in a way to show of their asses. C’mon, bruh. I mean, I think you’re reaching hard and being…

Well, nice try, I guess. This is a weak rebuttal. She makes a focused argument and speaks to specific games. You claim there’s a “larger point” and cite “20 videogames” that only you can see and that’s supposed to prove something. It’s like saying the Black Lives Matter movement doesn’t pay enough attention to climate…

Just say a thing you think she’s wrong about about video games. You don’t. Drive-by dismissal and excuses for why you don’t want to do your homework. You claim it’s a fascinating and important phenomenon that a TrueBlueFeminist like your humble self can possibly disagree with Anita Sarkeesian, but when given an…

You’re giving me self-righteous hufflepuff followed by a list of adjectives that you seem to think is the same thing as a substantive critique. There’s nothing wrong with disagreeing with her. But you haven’t disagreed with anything. Oh, wait, “her points”. You don’t agree with “her points.” Well, checkfuckingmate,…

“I actually consider myself a feminist...” is always the best opener. Guaranteed gold will follow.

They shoulda just stuck fries in the thing.

Finally!

Guy. C’mon.

You’re busting my brain with these paradigm shifters. Thinking outside the box, my man. You should do a Ted Talk.

Woah! That’s a radical and uncommon opinion. Those are two obscure developers with poorly reviewed games and small, silent fanbases. You really went on a limb!

Say something on the internet, The Internet hates you. Say nothing and The Internet hates you. There is no rational strategy that can tame the beast and make The Internet happy.

I was aware that they were planning on updating the game after release like Minecraft. It was not a secret.

“The problem I find is the poor tend to spend money on things they want rather then what they need.” You just took two stories about shoes and cars and used them to smear the vast majority of human beings in the world. Check your perspective. It’s messed up.

The Lil B curse is real.

Plot is not theme. Events occurred. They had no meaning.