Americans have REALLY short memories. It's the old Eddie Izzard joke: "'This building dates back to NINETEEN FIFTY FOUR!' 'NOOOOOO, SURELY NOT! No one was ALIVE then!'"

Are they sure they're not exaggerating this a bit? I got stuck on Marathon back then at one point, and since it was before the age of all-answers-are-on-the-internet, the only thing I could think of was calling the game maker- Bungie. Got one of the developers, who was quite surprised (I apparently bypassed the main…

I beat it back in the day! Blew Kilrathi up good!

I've never understood why unions are such pariahs in the States. The paid vacation, five day week, fair wages and benefits would disappear if unions or the threat of collective bargaining did not exist. Unionization in the fast food industry would make the most radical improvements for workers and consumers. But we…

Tom Cruise has gone through some rough patches, and yeah he's kinda bonkers, but he's also a great actor who is in mostly-great movies. Even the ones that aren't as well-accepted are still entertaining for the most part. I didn't know he was a gamer though. I wonder if he still is?

All of that is true but c'mon, Marathon?!?!

"He also introduced me to an Apple TV that had been bought on eBay."

Hunter Pence thinks this makes total sense.

Two best moments in the trilogy: when Joker caught me with that 20 year old Asari (she said she was 60). Made me have sex with his bot.

you're either a D-backs employee or an idiot.

Read the full quote: "Guys have to try and get outs," he said. " What do you want them to do? Just throw it down the middle? They pitch inside as a team. We do it too. We want our pitchers to be able to pitch inside. You don't want to see anyone get hurt but sometimes it may or may not happen."

You want to know why the Normandy crew died? Because I was banging an Elcor in the bathroom stalls of a club on Omega. I had flexibility. ..

Yeah, but with an 85 mph slider in the bottom of the ninth, and even Goldschmidt said it wasn't intentional. Pulling the shit the D-Backs did in the bottom of the 9th with a 95 mph fastball at his spine is a pussy move. I hope Liriano blazes a 98-mph fastball at Kirk Gibson's head today.

But how does it compare to Saints Row II?

In case nobody gets the reference, here you go:

I love baseball, and I completely agree with you. It's not acceptable at all. Goldschmidt was hit by a breaking ball at 85 mph that got away from the pitcher. This is a 95 mph fastball thrown at the upper back. This is intent to injure and assault, and both the pitcher and manager should be booted for several…

I'm not a great baseball fan, I'll admit- there's a lot about the game I don't get- but how in the fuck is it considered normal/admissible for a guy to beam someone with a 95 mile per hour fastball? Do that off the diamond, and that's considered assault...I mean, I get that the pitcher was booted immediately, but…

I don't really condone fighting in sports, but Andrew McCutchen should be allowed to go beat the bag out of this guy.

Not mine but good. My brother got a GIANT "Established 1986" across his upper-back between his shoulder blades. Then, in 2006 he was drinking whisky, took off his shirt and was wandering around a parking lot with his whisky bottle. So he see's a a cop and thinks he'd better scram so he turns to walk away and....…

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