Actually, yes. I’m a cop and would happily testify to this precise fact.

It’ll definitely be hot and I can assure you you’ll like it, son!

Violence.  You have the recourse of violence.

I’m going to force social justice on you in your lifetime.  You’ll never escape it.

I’m going to pump your little sphincter full of social justice, little boy.

Hey, the B’s could beat them in a series if Bergy’s line completely dominates every time they’re on the ice and Rask outplays Vasilevsky.

I believe seeking medical attention of any kind for a broken nose makes one a whiny bitch.  Even if you’re 10 years old.  Stuff some toilet paper up there and deal with it.

Because there are no Saints fans outside the Bayou.

Southerners shouldn’t criticize their superiors, Taysom, now sit on back down.

Why?  He’s a minor criminal compared to Trump and wouldn’t even be that interesting.

Sure thing, Todd!

Maybe she did, but if so, it took 3 whole years for the juice to flow enough to become action, lol.

6 hours later, we can answer this question with a resounding “Nope!”  Turns out the reporter heard a rumor with some degree of accuracy at the least ;)

Another pleasant moment from TSelby here, eh?

Ah, but yes it does, my poor sweet little grandpa.  It has everything to do with this post.  And yesterday’s posts.  And everything you think. 

What’s racist about pointing out how shitty people like you are?

I’m talking about your behavior on Kinja web sites, little old Selby! You having an Alzheimer’s moment or is it normal for you to forget what you typed up yesterday?

I’d say don’t stop there; given the way the private prison system both functions and flourishes, there’s a case to be made that slavery has yet to end, but simply been curtailed to a narrower set of circumstances.

Well, I guess I respect a man who finally grows to learn he has lost after the second or third slap on the proverbial wrist.

I dunno; do you have to back up your claims when you start grandiosely proclaiming that you’ve done more than some anonymous fellow internet commenter ever will, then retreat like a baby when the mockery comes to your door?