Now two people that are part of the discussion of this article deserve to be assaulted violently; Scott Gelb and You, Max!

Funny, because I think an appropriate response to Gelb’s behavior would be to violently assault him and caused wounds that require him to be hospitalized.

I think in a fucked up way, I respect Peter King now?

You are insane. She would not only have been convicted twice, she would already have been executed and dead in the ground.

I think Amanda Knox would have been convicted and put to death in the US though. Arguably, she was better off in Italy.

Looks like you’ll be staying homeless and writing to me exclusively from your local library, then.  The fealty pledge is still open to you if you change your mind/it gets too cold outside, sweetie!

Sort of, I guess.  You can definitely ‘push’ to pee faster, but I don’t know how to ‘weaken’ my flow voluntarily.  If there’s a muscle to activate to do this, I haven’t found it!

Agreed, very gross.  For most toilets that isn’t possible, but there are some bad ones (my old apartment springs to mind) where it is unfortunately very possible if you aren’t careful.  Coupled with the fact that you don’t always pee with the same pressure or velocity (I have no idea how to phrase this appropriately!)…

While that does help prevent some issues caused by standing to piss, piss can fly out of the toilet even if you’re sitting down to pee and aiming your dick downward.  Yes, seriously.

I’m skinny (by American standards), have a full time job (in fact, the only time I reply to you, it’s from my job! I get paid to tell you how dumb you are and how fragile the physical forms of those like you are!) and haven’t spoken to my mom in years. We live 1300 miles apart.

Unfortunately, that doesn’t always work either. Sometimes when I sit and pee, the force of my urine stream can ride up the bowl and hit the rim, causing it to splash upward (and get in that gap between the two front ends of the toilet seat). I’ve legit hit my own thighs with piss that I aimed downward while sitting on…

And you’re a stain with no future.  This is the most satisfaction you’ll ever get out of conflict.  Does it feel bad to know you’ve already peaked?

And I like how you nakedly endorse the notion of white supremacy! It takes equally large balls to do that, just like my braggadocio.

I don’t have any excuse for those folks, because they also didn’t clean up after themselves, but sometimes penises are tricky.

But I happily WILL come to your city, that’s the thing; I travel all the time! Jacksonville, Atlanta, Charlotte, Baton Rouge, Tallahassee, New Orleans, West Palm Beach, DC, Baltimore... if you’re on the East Coast, I’ve been near you sometime in the last year.

Because evangelizing from the heart of the White Hive Mind is more effective, plus the racists (such as yourself) are much more angry when I do it from here.

I know, it’s my only flaw.

Haven’t done jack shit that would interrupt my posting patterns or put me on the news, I think you mean.*

Lolol, look at this self-loathing on ExtraBurn!

In re-reading what you had to say, I also can’t help but notice that you can’t write or speak the english language very well. Your sentences are poorly structured, you can’t spell words with any accuracy and you don’t even know which forms of your/you’re to use in a given sentence.