Damn, you beat me to it. I got about 1/3 of the way into the article before I was formulating a /sarcasm bomb. Good game sir... good game indeed...

I'll give Fox News a call, we gotta get this shit seen ASAP. Think of the children!!!

Damn, makes me wish we had Thanksgiving over here in Scotland... just for the awesome deals ;) Going to pick Batman up eventually, just got to wait until that price drops. Christmas is crippling me already!

Would love to write a story but right now I'm juggling keeping up to date on tinterweb and entertaining my 6 years old. So instead, I just wanted to say thanks Michael for the story. You made laugh and I love a good action tale, especially when it's mixed in with a bit of comedy. That is as far as my critique will…

I will concede that the industry has become far to obsessed with profits, unfortunately that is just how the world is now. Or perhaps it's just that we're all a bit older and more cynical. Back when I was a little'un everything seemed so innocent, games companies released their wares sugar coated in love and…

Sounds like the Gremlins singing ;P

Pick up Saints Row 2 on the cheap and decide from there. It was a big improvement over SR1 and if you enjoy it then you will almost certainly enjoy SR3. Just Cause 2 was awesome but I would struggle to say the two games share much in common. They are both sandbox games but JC2 spread its content over a massive area…

My wallet died on the operating table last night, the family were around to say goodbye but it was still a difficult time for us. I think the final straw was when my wallet caught me cheating with my sexy bit on the side... Mastercard... ;)

Congrats on having a drink... in a pub... with a woman! That said, I just wanted to stress that, in my humble (yet always right) opinion, this game is playable. Not a single bug, or 'feature' renders the whole thing unplayable.

Was Bayonetta's hair not long and well animated? I never played it so I'm no expert on the matter but if they could do it then I see no reason why others can't.

Couldn't have put it better myself kitaek27, the whole world just draws you in. I've played about 6 hours so far and I've not even scratched the surface. Keep getting sidetracked by new places to see or things to do. This game is going to take me a long time to finish. A completionists wet dream (or nightmare…

Mine got hacked the day after I registered my new copy of Battlefield 3. It certainly looks like EA was the source of the leak. And I am also still without my Xbox accounts, total pain in the arse!!! Should take roughly 25 days for them to get the account back to you.... or so they say

I am currently going through the pains of MS having my credit card details. Towards the end of last month I had my XBL account hacked and first I knew about it was when the little s##t spent £80 on points. Called Mastercard and cancelled straight away whereby he told me they've been getting a lot of calls over the…

Oh dear god I hope you're talking about Skyrim....

'One does not simply fly an eagle into Mordor' either

Ahh, you mean that Eldermines of Scrollrym? Nah, isn't Ubisoft publishing that or something?

This in King Of The Monsters are the only two arcade games I ever completed! I will be so happy if this comes to consoles, but for the love of god please don't change anything. Keep it faithful to the original material pleeeeeeeeeease!

So who do I have to sleep with around here to get my stars? It's not Crecente is it?!? I'll just keep on posting and hope that one day my razor sharp wit is appreciated by the powers that be :)

Duckface... making women look retarded since 1992

*brohoof