This look, pretty much sums up the whole situation. Like, if I were Matt Damon, and read this expression, I would just let myself out of the room, because I’m obviously an asshole. Also, same look I have on my face at every staff meeting.

Seriously...And she wants me to buy her cake mix? Fuck off, lady.

Butter, sugar, milk, favorite extract and fruit/color. Done. Fuck, how hard is this shit?

I loved her chuckle...She’s so freaking awesome.

I can’t believe I'm saying this, but I think it looks pretty...

Jess and Nick, 4evA!!!! Give no fucks!!!!

This, is the only correct response to the question....

I was at the store yesterday, and was walking behind this lovely woman, in her late twenties...SHE SMELLED FUCKING AWFUL!!!! Like, she had left the aisle, and you can still smell her. I understand that some folks are not into soap, deodorants, scents...But, for the love of air, please, do something about the smell.…

No, thank you.

Yeah, that’s how I feel about my husband. I thank his parents all the time, for raising such a caring, thoughtful and compassionate person. Now, if he could stop putting dirty dishes in the empty sink, that would be gold. But, yeah, he’s pretty awesome.

What is going on here?!

Our pup, Cissy! This thread is so necessary. Keep it positive.

I love her eye makeup...*sigh*

It is, but I think she wanted to demonstrate the severity...I thought the same thing, though.

OMG, I love this sweater!!!

Thank you.

All I could think about was “Well, this will be a date-rape drug.”

Rita “who?” Ora. Just, no. Why Chris Brown????

Also, what the fuck did I just watch...Jesus, she can’t even do that right.

“I just always loved that song when I was a little kid”