It’s worse enough having to go through the horrors of online dating

I have an active online dating profile and I’m over 40. I’d say that 80% of my messages are from scammers.

Seriously! I can see getting duped into paying for a movie or concert tickets, but after that he’s barking up the wrong money tree.

Dr. Phil is probably always ill advised, whether napping or awake.

Holy shit the AVERAGE was $14,000? Who even HAS $14,000? I’m assuming the median was lower, and there were some really expensive scams driving that average up, but I clicked on a bunch of shit and couldn’t find anything. Let me know if you can find out what the median is! Also let me know if you’re looking for love!…

I dunno, from what I’ve read about younger women’s experiences with internet dating y’all are getting scammed at equal or higher rates, you’re just paying with a different currency (usually time and sex). I’m consistently shocked by the number of women who lack really basic screening capabilities.

It’s so sad to hear stories of people being scammed. Thankfully one of my uncles is a Nigerian Prince so my financial future has already been secured.

Jezebel’s hateboner for Madonna is so huge that it boner-ed its way out of my computer and just non-consensually poked me in the face.

I just cannot with Sam Smith anymore. He has a beautiful voice and I’ve enjoyed his music, but he seems kind of whiny. Like, I get it, your boyfriend broke your heart and I believe you when you say he’s an asshole, but it’s all you ever talk about.

Her Twitter is just full of her trying to make various hashtags happens. Like #bitchimmadonna and #unapologeticbitches and *sigh* rebel heart. It’s all that shit like synergy and branding and it’s just so tiring. She’s just trying to make fetch happen .

“Shut up jealous bitches! I hope you are as fun loving and adventurous as me when you’re my age!!!! Hahahha let’s see”

A radio station where I live is playing these contest spots where a listener can “win” a private workout session with Madonna and her fitness guru, and I’m like, HARD PASS. NO THANK YOU, PLEASE. I’ve never wanted to win a contest less.

Dick Cheney doesn’t have a heart.

will and grace & sam went through a break up a while ago but i guess he’s still feelin it

Sorry Madonna, but you never look like you’re having fun. (Which is why I never feel jealous of you.)

Jamie Foxx gives me the willies

I didn't want kids when I got married 32 years ago. Now, I'm really happy to say I didn't give in to the societal pressures that still existed then. And so many of my friends whispered "you were right" after their kids were born

My husband's brother and wife told us not to have kids when we told them we were thinking about it. They had two and we ended up not having any.

I knew it! Reproduction is a trap encouraged only by the most primitive parts of the brain.

Because it's a chance to shit on women. Are they covering the endless disgusting shit that Redditors and 4Chan users say all day fucking long? No, but some casually catty comments about ugly babies coming from women is news.