You are sooooo special.

No - no, they’re not.

People are jumping to an awful lot of insane conclusions considering this is preliminary information. But then again, this IS Jezebel.

So it’s acceptable in your book for someone to shame somebody for the kind of car he drives? How enlightened of you. No wonder you’re a fan of the unpleasant, unlamented Kara and her cringeworthy shade thing. Yuck—how old are you?

Don’t forget poly!

Hmm, I have the idea a certain commenter is feeling a tad silly at the moment.

Oh for pete’s sake.

How can you stand living there?

Jeez, it’s a joke! Calm down, Frances.

Murderers or not, at least the Kennedys were Old Money, were educated at distinguished schools, and knew the rules of etiquette. The Kardashians were born trash and will die trash. It’s like comparing Fake-Prez Trump to the Pope.

Elsewhere, she describes the baby as 21 monthd old.

Are your friends truly so moronic that they would “appreciate” a naked butthole winking at them throughout their meal especially in the midst of a dubious potty training technique, meaning that a wild turd could fly in their direction at any moment during a meal? You’re joking, right?

How is the reviewer “crazy”? And why are your kids naked so much?

He arranged for one of his surrogates to cover the US butthole festivities.

Say whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Ha ha! This makes me laugh, and I’d find it hilarious and cute in my own house, but you wonder what makes Mama Bear think such a display is suitable for public consumption.

Ah, the delightful and ubiquitous brown sauce.

Love it!

Me too; you really need to look twice. I was wondering why I’d never realized that halibut were the size of dinosaurs! Great photo.

Yup, you can put lipstick on a . . . oh wait.