Hahaha! Love this.

Kids are kinda chubby for vegans. What makes these loons think anyone would enjoy having these brats running around and singing? Vegan options in TN must be thin on the ground.

Ewwww. As someone who has managed to stay way out of range of babies’ asses all my life, I blame you for ruining my dinner.

Fine, but there are some “public spaces” where children just do not belong. Cretinous throwbacks like Mama Bear need to reconcile themselves to that. The world belongs to animals as well, but we don’t allow them to run rampant everywhere humans go.

Let’s just take care of all these functions in private, where they belong.

I’m surprised this horrible family actually uses diapers. Isn’t there a disgusting group who advocate allowing your kid to cavort around bare-assed as a method of potty training? The brat just shits on the floor like a new puppy.

They’ve been around for 50 years.

Yes, as should anyone but the lowest class of human being.

The reviewer is in the right, the revolting breeder who thinks her disgusting brats are entitled by their very existence to act like savages in a public place is in the wrong. I hope they lose customers; I know I’d never go there. It’s a RESTAURANT, not their home.

God, he is one fat, sorry looking mofo. He’ll be approaching Taft territory with his customized bathtub by the time we’re free of him.

Ha ha! You stupid cretin— you need to educate yourself and stop leaving self-righteous comments on things you obviously don’t understand. I assume you’re one of the deplorables who doomed us by putting this sap in the White House. Well, thanks! I’m only sorry we have to go down with you and your white trash ilk.

“Disingenuous”? Talk about an understatement!

Sorry you had to endure that; how sad that creeps have to resort to such behaviour to feel good about themselves. Self-righteous, judgmental bastards. Hope you’re doing OK.

It’s not as though there are a shortage of possibilities.

You’re drunk. But then I had a hillbilly kid in my class (a boy), first name North, last name West. His middle initial was E, which I prayed would turn out to be East, but alas that wasn’t the case.

I have an Indian friend named Rumi, and she tells me it’s not unusual in her culture.

Frances Bean, with an e.

“Reign” is especially outlandish as spelled. At least Rain would have had that hippie vibe going for it.

Queenie was extremely popular for English babies in the Victorian era. It was a nickname for girls with the given name “Victoria” (after the queen). Also, the name Elizabeth was considered very unusual and exotic before the birth of Elizabeth I.

Frances is a girl’s name. The male version is Francis.