Yeah, because that happens all the time.

Yeah, sure.

There’s a reason why Margaret went out of style; that’s a fugly name.

Doesn’t Allen Iverson have a brother named “Mister Allen Iverson”?

She could have been a tad more imaginative. I’ve always been a fan of Jermajesty; how about “Jaymajesty”?

You should have waited until the drugs wore off. “Magnolia” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Certainly there are prettier names for flowers.

Why so defensive? Are you related to Beyonce or something? Somehow, I don’t think she had your approval in mind when she made the choice.

Like Millard Fillmore? Interesting choice.

It sounds like an illness.

Are you nuts? How do you feel about Purple? It’s a fucking color, not a name.

SIR? Bwa-hahahahaha!

Wrong! You need more life experience. In fact, the older you get, the worse it gets.

Nope, Hamm is notoriously on and off the wagon.

Why would you wanna date someone that much older? Daddy issues? Men get stuffier and set in their ways far earlier than women do, as you’d find out soon enough (and before you tie the knot if youre lucky).

No shit, that’s been pretty well established, but she has publicly avowed (lied) that she is intimately involved in the design, which is why she’s being forced to testify. Got it?

Ha ha—I hope you’re not trying to imply that she hasn’t had anything done! You don’t magically grow a CHIN as you go through puberty. You know nothing about anatomy and facial structure.

Bitch goin’ bald.

Your experience with your cretinous, uneducated family is not representative of this entire area, believe me.

You’re really showing your ignorance if you believe that load of crap about this “poor kid” you mention. In this case, the “community” were far better judges than loony documentarians with a flawed agenda and the mindless idiots who comprised the majority of viewers.

It worked out so well for girlfriend slayer Oscar Pistorius.