Only 300 hours? Noob.

30 years from now I will be judging the president on his or her favorite game choices and their answer better be as good as St. Vincent’s.

I did that in Football Manager some years ago with Ebbsfleet United. They were winning the Premier League and Champions League in the early 2020s.

You got Kinja’d, buddy.  Happens to the best of us.

I believe I suggested exactly the opposite, actually.  As I said, just because one is displaying art that contains vulgarity doesn’t mean one has be vulgar in how they choose to display it.  

I mean, the joke is ruined anyways if people can't see the level. 

Geez... there go my plans for the afternoon...

My mom would probably like the option to slow down on foreign films. She always worries the subtitles will go too fast. I think she’d probably branch out more with this option. 

Yeah, stick to sports Judd Apatow!

That Wonder Woman 84 is so damn cute

You can beat Minecraft? Had no idea.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

But what if this was a different and entirely made up other movie? WHAT THEN?

I say with all sincerity, what in living hell are you on about?

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun in a postal truck is a good guy with a gun in a... FedEx truck?

I’ve got solidarity at 10:30, lunch at 1130, then gym at 1230.
But seriously, the kids might be alright.

Westerhout, whom Trump had reportedly taken to calling “my beautiful beauty,” had been with the administration since the president first took office

And Caitlin didn't even mention that a few years ago this fucking lunatic pointed a loaded gun at a car and threatened to FUCKING KILL THE FAMILY INSIDE OF IT

He’s already on probation for assault with a weapon, he fractures a child’s skull, and after his arrest he was...

Poor old Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson.