I mean, the joke is ruined anyways if people can't see the level. 

Geez... there go my plans for the afternoon...

My mom would probably like the option to slow down on foreign films. She always worries the subtitles will go too fast. I think she’d probably branch out more with this option. 

Yeah, stick to sports Judd Apatow!

That Wonder Woman 84 is so damn cute

You can beat Minecraft? Had no idea.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

But what if this was a different and entirely made up other movie? WHAT THEN?

I say with all sincerity, what in living hell are you on about?

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun in a postal truck is a good guy with a gun in a... FedEx truck?

I’ve got solidarity at 10:30, lunch at 1130, then gym at 1230.
But seriously, the kids might be alright.

Westerhout, whom Trump had reportedly taken to calling “my beautiful beauty,” had been with the administration since the president first took office

I’m sure that’s what Sony was counting on. Disney to build the franchise around Parker, making it easier for Sony to try and bend them over a bar stool.

And Caitlin didn't even mention that a few years ago this fucking lunatic pointed a loaded gun at a car and threatened to FUCKING KILL THE FAMILY INSIDE OF IT

He’s already on probation for assault with a weapon, he fractures a child’s skull, and after his arrest he was...

Poor old Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson.

The reference is noted, and greatly appreciated. All the stars.

Joule thief!

Saw that. NIST entry hasn’t been updated yet. Also, analysis of the bug don’t seem to deserve the “sky is falling” tone of this article (and other sites).

You know, I know some people on the team that made the game. I’ll ask if they remember!