I’d spend $40 on this thing.

I’m sure Tommy Lee Jones didn’t give a fuck about Captain America, but Jones and Paltrow do good work. Sometimes actors have to go to work like the rest of us.

Best movies of *2019

I have no interest in this game genre, but am I alone in thinking that this game is much more visually appealing than the Link’s Awakening remake? I just don’t dig that plastic art style.

I’ve said for years that is I was ever hired to film a Dark Tower adaptation, the second half of my trailer for the film would be set to “Someone Saved My Life Tonight” and the tagline for the film would be “Kill with your heart.” And then my soundtrack would be contemporary music that somehow strangely fits this…

Sean William Scott is Booster Gold.

I wish the WWE cared about the wellbeing of their performers.

Paying $100 million for a limited grasp on Friends reruns while cancelling all of your most critically appreciated original programming is not a sustainable business model.

To be fair, Game of Thrones had a lot of turmoil going on behind the scenes of its original pilot, and by the end it still managed to turn out terrible.

It’s literally called “Garfield Gameboy’d” and it’s obviously done in the graphical style and limited palette of Gameboy games. The semantic police here need to get a grip.

To actually be fair: there was nothing wrong with her (very popular) take, Dany’s turn was simply unforeseen because it doesn’t make any sense. But also, to be fair: I don’t really like Game of Thrones.

On the optimistic side, it does feel like to me that a lot of this kind of thing seems to be happening all of a sudden in a lot of places at once. It’s like they see the writing on the wall and they’re all scrambling around and committing as much evil as they can before the clock runs out. Which makes me CAUTIOUSLY…

Nancy Pelosi only cares about Nancy Pelosi.

I really can’t stand this show anyway, but there are 3 episodes left, right? 

I just want to make sure... this is the guy who had Malcolm X assassinated, right?

How could this even happen? Is this the spiritual sequel to the Mario Bros. movie?

Yeah, I guess so. I should also say I’m 100% certain no one is transitioning so they can win MMA fights. Maybe then it’s a dumb idea to class fighters by weight, and a better idea to class them by other factors like strength or height and limb measurements.

True, I suppose although men are on average taller, that doesn’t account for the tallness of all women. 

I’m not down with that shit, whether I take a Miata or a Lamborghini to Jiffy Lube, those fuckers are gonna take a look. Aside from your flawed analogy of a trans female just being a fraudulently souped up vanilla male, I just think that when it’s inherent to a sport that you beat the Hell out of the other person,…

Even if all competitive advantages disappeared, which they don’t, although you’re right, they are greatly reduced, that doesn’t account for height and arm reach.