I’m good with that. I just lose my shit when it comes to exclamation points and question marks. And if I were in a Saw movie and the challenge was to use a semicolon correctly, I would be eviscerated.

I like the annual fee concept better than paying for individual dlc packs. $35 seems reasonable, and it keeps the game fresh. I would feel like I’m on a more level playing field. Is this the influence of Fortnite?

I’m gonna second that. But that’s why I always qualify my list as “Best Movies I saw in 20X6.” All that “qualifying run” stuff annoys the shit out of me. And the fact that if somebody hypothetically made the greatest movie of the last 50 years, but it premiered on Amazon Prime and didn’t run in Los Angeles for a week…

Game Night made me laugh.

Best movies I saw this year:

I don’t like Maroon 5, or dislike them. They just exist. They’re benign. But for real tho, what the fuck is wrong with them? Why did they agree to perform in the first place? I’d like to think all the cooler white bands said “Hell no.” Is there any push to get Maroon 5 to step down?

But, we don’t call it “The Courtney Dance.”

Led Zeppelin owns the rights to a lot of songs they didn’t write. They just used them without permission or giving credit. The families of a lot of black artists could sue them, or possibly even did sue them at some point. Isn’t this sort of like that? Except, instead of the most overrated rock band of all time, you…

I do consider it a loss. I’ve seen like 43 of his films. I made a real-life friend over our mutual appreciation of his films. And at least for now, my stomach turns at the prospect of revisiting even the best of them. 

“Everyone STOP!!! Who’s... having... FUN?!? TERMINATE ALL FUN!!!”

How about we do what we should have done in 2016, and let voters decide who is the best nominee?

100 West Point middle and high school students can suck my dick.

Can we just cut to the Kotaku story 2 1/2 years from now saying, “Hey, Fallout 76 is good now!”

This motherfucker can work. But what is with these SURPRISE sets??? This isn’t Leno walking into an open mic night: “Hey, uh... you mind if I do a quick 10 minutes?” C.K. is a pariah for literally “surprising” women with his dick. I’m sure there’s lots of people that still want to see him, but he needs to stop…

Yes, my apologies. Cottonmouth and Killmonger were both exceptional villains, arguably the best as well. But I’m curious about Grant Ward. He was one bad dude, and had an amazing character arc. Not a fan? Or you don’t think he’s technically a villain? I feel like he’s more “villainous” than Loki. I think murdering…

Unity is the only one I never finished. I gave up and sold it, and swore I was done. Then Syndicate came out and it was great. I didn’t like the control changes for Origins. And honestly I think I just got annoyed that they put out a game called Origins, and then set the next game chronologically before Origins. It’s…

I just can’t. Besides the series moving further and further away from what I liked about it, I can’t stand the new control direction. These games have become comfortable junk food for me. A new game would always come out near the end of the year, and I’d play it into the new year. I’ve been playing with the same contro…

I hated Origins so much. If I wanted to play Dark Souls, I wouldn’t.

That’s pretty good. That’s the best you can get.

The third season of Daredevil was rocking the shit! Wilson Fisk is still, along with Killgrave, Grant Ward, Loki, Thanos, and The Vulture, arguably the best MCU villain. Even if the movies were too cool for school to pretend the shows even existed.