The laddie reckons himself a poet!

It’s never been proven that Roman Polanski is an underage girl.

FWIW, it’s amazing how many of the current character themes and relationships in the MCU are still being drawn directly from the first Avengers movie. It continues to be the blueprint that holds everything together. (Iron Man/Captain America conflict... the playful/bitter sibling rivalry of Thor, Hulk, and Loki...…

Grant Ward is still a top 5 MCU villain, and that’s including TV and Film. I never would have guessed.

I heard that he’ll sneak a chicken tikka masala at a gala event. And between you and me, I heard that his late friend MCA bought his grandma a brand new broach.

Dude, stop feeding the serial killer.

Thank you, sincerely. This has been like meeting Bigfoot or something.

No one’s making you gawk at chicks. You are a weird person.

You have the worst of all the takes.

That’s so dumb. When I walk down the street and see a woman with a nice ass in a pair of yoga pants, I think, “Damn... she fine.” I, like most people, do not think to myself, “Oh no, my sack is tingling. This will lead to a testosterone increase and inevitable, uncontrollable, aggressive behavior! Can’t blame me for…

Fox News wants people to know that Geraldo’s views don’t reflect their own. Wow, that is a burn on somebody.

Oh, thank God.

No, sorry! I know a lot of people love it, I played it all the way to the final boss lady (witch?) and always get destroyed before even getting to her third form. But you’re stuck in that final area, and I chose to quit in lieu of grinding. By that combat system was torture to me. I appreciated that they tried…

Yeah totally, bro! Give me now a literal high-five! (Wait... are we implying that Matt Lauer raped Bob Costas? And gave him pink-eye, I guess? Cool... hey listen... I forgot I had another appointment I have to go to. Sorry, bro. Have a good night!)

Thanks, I’ll look into it!

I haven’t loved a Final Fantasy since FFX, and I’m glad some people liked 15, and I hope they make a bunch more in that vein where they change the core mechanics of the game to make something “hip” and “new” and “fresh” and I hope people like it. But, any chance sometime in the next 20 years that I could get a new…

Counterpoint: mother! was great.

Again with the Melania trouncing? It’s been made clear that she wants no part of this First Lady shit. She does it anyway, and the hallway at :40 looks pretty lovely. As does everything else in the promotional video, so she obviously did her outdated stupid mandatory job well. But now she’s being made to look like a…

Of course she should have her shit together at 92 (Especially being a Dame). But that’s well past the time when some people start to LOSE their shit as well. Ask the Dotard in Chief.

Oh... I thought they were just trying to spell AIR cool.