I hereby declare 2017 the year of witch hunts and locker room talk.

I was offended when I saw how white the “Orange is the New Black” writers room is, and I’m soooooo white.

If you see the Noid running around, tell him if he ruins my pizza’s freshness... I’ll snap his neck!

After giving it some thought, I’ve concluded that The Return was partly brilliant television, and also partly just fucking terrible. I’d sooner re-watch season 2 because it was at least a sometimes terrible season of a show that I loved. The Return was a different show altogether. It was both amazing and kind of a…

I feel bad when I see Trump kids because they seem fine, and I know they will grow up to be awful.

I used to massacre entire villages of orcs in Shadow of Mordor, chasing and executing the pathetic cowards who were trying to run to safety. Is that wrong?

Is it not perhaps being true to herself to do what she thinks is right, and not bow to pressure from others who criticize her for not strictly adhering to what they feel is right?

Article details her arrest and two year prison sentence for protesting and speaking out against Putin, learning to refuse to bend to the will of those in power, surviving threats to her family, surviving solitary confinement, surviving a hunger strike, and ultimately leveraging her experiences to warn Americans on the…

“I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.”

But, when you use the headlights, it looks like shit. There’s a reason Wall-E has large expressive eyes, and not little beady ones.

“Oh, tethering straps! Now I get it!” — All of the children in class that day.

Maybe because Netflix wants to be known for a movie with cultural buzz. At least one Netflix show, I’d argue more, has become a cultural phenomenon, now they want their movies to do the same.

That’s where it gets fuzzy for me. I read that, too. She starred in both Planet Terror for Robert Rodriguez, as well as Death Proof for Quentin Tarantino: Both halves of Grindhouse. Every movie Tarantino had ever made had been at least distributed by Miramax. I’m not saying she shouldn’t have made the movie, or that…

Interesting, I thought Inglourious Basterds was the only one. I’ve never seen Full Frontal, but I do remember Brad Pitt and Matt Damon both made cameos in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind as a favor for their pal Clooney’s directorial debut. I don’t know who knew what, and it’s a shame that for most of these people…

Honest question: How would Brad Pitt be “complicit”? He was not the victim, but he wasn’t the hottest actor in the world at that point. Wouldn’t he also be intimidated and fearful of retribution from one of the most prominent and powerful studio heads in the industry? I mean, sure, he didn’t turn into an FBI informant…

Well, a convicted child rapist just finished directing his third Jeepers Creepers movie, so I reluctantly admit this is very possible.

Isn’t that a tanning lotion? Doesn’t it make any skin darker? It should probably say “Nourishing Lotion with Self-tanner”.

Push, Nevada, baby!

I’ve never heard of it, and all I do is read the internet.

“Thanks for helping out with the kids, Leah Remini. It’s been tough since the divorce.”