Like I always say, kids love trade disputes.

Amazon Prime preorders get me 20% off the regular purchase price. That sounds like a benefit of preordering.

For what it’s worth, most Republicans brag about how much of a friend to Israel they are. They’ll have a much easier time going after the Black Heroes Matter folks.

I romanced Ashley in 1, Tali in 2 because I was left with no choice, got back to Ashley in 3, then Tali just fucking killed herself. Cool.

Regarding update: it’s a shame that he didn’t break the record, but very refreshing gamesmanship that he volunteered the news, and I hope he does break it one day.

So, Sega doesn't do what Ninten-does?

I have an iPhone 6. I don’t need an iPhone 7. When I get a new phone, maybe I’ll get an iPhone 7. If I didn’t have an iPhone, maybe I’d jump for the iPhone 7. No one’s telling you to buy another iPhone, but maybe you could sell your old iPhone and buy a new iPhone?

Grand Theft Auto V TV show please. Somebody give Trevor a full time job.

The game soundtrack is good, but only got me so far. Turned it off, loaded Spotify, now it's a Guardians of the Galaxy mining simulator. So far so good!

ATB is good, but Final Fantasy X’s icon turned based system was my favorite. Let you use strategy without time constraint. It was like chess. Every battle system since has been garbage, and I’m going to skip XV, because I have no real desire to hold X to fight. I’d sooner Press X to Jason.

Is Howard Dean a woman? Because one loose BYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! ended that guy’s high political aspirations.

That’s still not the joke. The joke genuinely might not have been funny, but I still haven’t heard it.

lol, that doesn’t really sound like the joke, that sounds like your recollection of what the joke consisted of. I’m not saying whatever the joke was was funny, but most comedy is not about the subject of the joke, but how it’s about it.

I don't believe that Paul Feig or the cast made this movie as a cash grab, but that still doesn't make it a good film.

My hot take: I love “SJW” revisions of well known properties. People are far too precious with source material and have an aversion to that which isn't white and male. But, Ghostbusters 2016 was not very good.

Oh, Jesus. Laura Ingraham is almost the worst... maybe second or third worst. But, this is clearly a case of this lady ending her speech by attempting to emulate to Trump the gesture he was giving in the photo, immediately realizing “Oh shit, I just made a Nazi salute. ABORT!!!” then transitioning into a regular and…

No one truly wants to be on the wrong side of an argument opposite Third Eye Blind, and yet here they are.

“He looks like a frog!”

Tony Soprano’s mother was zubatz.

Racist Internet Guy: Who said I was white?