I hate to break it to you, but this guy doesn't read replies.

Dark Knight Rises: Crushing Disapointment

I hated Channing Tatum, then I saw Haywire and I was partially swayed. Then I saw 21 Jump Street and I was sold, and 22 Jump Street cemented it for me. Tatum somehow had the funniest scenes in the movie. I honestly thought he was so bad, that he made Jai Courtney look like Sam Worthington. Now, when I hear he’ll be in…

No.

Awesome movie, should be called “All You Need Is Kill,” instead was given the boring, generic title “Edge of Tomorrow” but everyone thinks it’s called “Live Die Repeat” because it’s written so big on the DVD, which honestly isn’t a very good title either, but slightly better than it’s official boring title. I am just…

For the same reason Oracle fans were angry when Barbara could walk again in the New 52. Just because someone is disabled, it does not make them less of a person. Barbara Gordon exemplified that a person living in a wheelchair is still a complete person. She was an inspiration to a lot of people, and it’s kind of…

Bad things happen to people. Except in comics. Bad things can only happen to men, or else it is “fridging.”

My iPod Classic. It’s obsolete, even though IT SHOULDN’T BE.

“Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have very little reason to be interested in them.” - Pauline Kael

Speed Racer. It’s colorful and inventive. And it makes me feel sick watching it. It’s sensory overload and I can’t think of a single shot of that film that would hold up to any on this list, let alone a shot I personally would call “beautiful.” Obviously subjective. I'd say A Very Long Engagement is deserving, in my…

Let’s mod-chip this thing and go after Uranus.

Days of Future Past is ranked far lower than necessary. But, even though I hold Spider-Man 2 above all other superhero films, I see no other issues.

Classic for life.

Wasn’t that funny to begin with, but I appreciate the context.

I wish they would just change the name of the show to “Green Arrow” now. I’ve wondered why networks didn’t do this more. Seems like only animated DC Universe shows did this, and Spartacus did something similar with each season’s title.

Argo wins best picture, but it did not direct itself. Best pictures doesn’t mean “Best Producer,” it’s a reflection of all great work done on the film, chiefly it’s writing and directing, along with the other major categories. I always found it funny when a movie was nominated for best picture, and the director was…

I order my steaks medium rare, and I’ve worked in a restaurant for 17 years. But if I go to a restaurant and order a well done cut of meat, just shut up and bring me my meat.