My husband and I are a little bit in love with her now. http://wonkette.com/568053/boise-b…

I didn't listen to the warning, then assumed it had been a joke because I didn't see anything in the second image. Then I saw it and hated myself for both my poor impulse control and how unobservant I am.

Chilli should never have pretended to date him.

I'm an old-school, sausage-loving Wisconsinite so of course I love the Packers, but my mother once told me she had a crush on Mike McCarthy and it made me feel very uncomfortable. That's taking things way too far.

This is why we have the internet. I agree with every word.

I would not enjoy this.

What is it about the former Axis nations and porn? There's a thesis in there somewhere.

My inner geek is compelling me to point out that Olenna is known as the Queen of Thorns, not Swords.

On his podcast last week, Marc Maron said that he'd been approached to talk to Charlie about structuring his act, transitions, etc...and that when he met with him it was pretty clear that Charlie wanted to do exactly what Charlie wanted to do and while he wasn't hostile or anything, he wasn't really open to guidance. …

@Modiano: I will not miss the Oscars or the Globes, but right now I'm listening to my kid and husband watch season 3 Simpsons in the other room and randomly yelling out quotes once in a while. ("Zinc! Come back Zinc!")

I'm an awards show whore, but I totally missed the memo that I was supposed to add the SAG awards to the rotation. When did this happen?

I'm on my way to a turkey-frying party this afternoon and I'm having trouble getting my turkey to thaw. Good times!