Right. IT SAYS RIGHT!!!

I actually got into a bit of a comment pissing match with a guy on Jalopnik a few years ago.

Dash cams are the best. I've caught some good shit over the past few months.

"GEICO Insurance, this is Kelly speaking. What is the nature of your claim?"
"The front of my car was just rammed."
"Are there any injuries?"
"No. I'm fine, and so is the ram."
"O... ok... so, you said you were hit by a RAM?"
"Yes, he just came straight at me."
"And everyone in the other car is okay?"
"What other car?"
"The…

I still get confused between the 2015 Legacy and the 2015 Sonata when I see them on the street. There are far too many things in common with the fronts of both of these vehicles for one not to be result of someone sneaking a peak at the other at some point in its development.

From a branding perspective, KINJA is now bigger than the jalopnik logo.

//cough

I believe this is it, right?

Agent provocateur

Anyone else think the front of this looks like some kind of masked wrestler in these colors?

1. Hatch

Can we just go ahead and skip to the part where we find out that this is yet another dumb internet hoax designed to stir up the usual slacktivist righteous indignation instead of waiting a week? I'd rather not have to read this story 37 times on facebook, it wasn't well done the first time.

Clarkson has wise words on this subject

(Le cop sees above maneuver): "That hooligan!" (Punches gas, wheels on Crown Vic/Charger spin pointlessly, cop car stays put, lights flash for added effect)(Cop grabs PA) "YOU! Miscreant! Get back here so I can ticket you at once! Also, I need a tow…"

The Charger charges on and zero fucks were given.

Too bad it's not the Year of the Cow, because BMW is milking the shit out of the Chinese market.

I love Roberto Carlos and he was my favorite player from the 1998-2006 Brazil teams, but his free kick prowess was a wee bit overrated because of that particular one. I seem to remember his conversion rate being pretty low for someone who was the first choice free kick taker on his teams.

The son probably thought the girl was hot and googled her. She is attractive, and her choice of wheels is pretty good. I wouldn't mind eating her leftovers... I am sorry about the loss though, no disrespect there.

"I'm gonna follow that bitch and make sure she doesn't post any tweets about staying at home with family and trying to 'clear (her) head and find peace of mind'".