It’s definitely not a car, otherwise we would’ve seen some spy shots by now of the actual prototype (not the Chrysler vans). More like some kind of tech

Stay away from GPS models. They cost more and will most likely get you into trouble, unless you know you never speed at all.

My dashcam helped me, while it was in parking mode and me in a store a block away. It was a cold January day in Boston, when I parked on Newbury street and went to get a wedding dress with my fiancee. I paid for parking and put the sticker on the curb side window, as required. I come back, and see a ticket on my…

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Royal pussies

Volvo is the only manufacturer that has it’s own gigantic testing facility, with running tunnel rotating at different angles. They’ve always been famous for their crash test results.

Usually with another wall somewhere. The brake lights come on because of the car sensors forcing the vehicle to a stop, so it doesn’t veer off into oncoming traffic. At least that’s what I think.

Yes, they all can claim diplomatic immunity. Same goes to families of US politicians on vacations, all can claim diplomatic immunity. Doesn’t apply only to royal families.

They can claim immunity, their cars can’t. Unless those cars are registered to their embassy, I expect cops to confiscate them and send these douches back home.

The more I look at Brabus cars, the more I think people buy them not for speed or for power or exclusivity. It’s more of a “Fuck you peasant, in a regular Mercedes. I have more money than you can dream of. And fuck your hybrids, you tree huggers".

Is there a specific reason why manufacturers keep putting windows control buttons next to the damn window? So annoying.

fuck off buddy. Cyclists/pedestrians/bikers who think they can illegally block traffic can go and fuck themselves. They deserve to get hit and run over. Stay in your goddamn lane and let people drive through. Some of us have shit to do and don't have time for your tree hugging festival. Want to ride your bike using…

People who grab their bags during a real life threatening emergency, have a special, reserved VIP ticket to hell.

I actually prefer the concept. This is just a jacked up Continental. There was so much potential for a fresh design.

Wait a minute now there.... They launched the new RX? When did they even announce it?

Are new Range Rovers really that bad? The older ones, sure. But even the new ones, with price tags of $90k?

Jesusfuckingchrist was my first reaction.

In mandatory orange, yellow and black. I actually have one (VX2). Mine came finished in real carbon fiber and real leather with yellow stitching. Still using it 10 years later and have Win 10 on it. This thing was actually approved by Lamborghini (actual Lambo, not Tonino Lambo), so it’s a Lambo.

Does it at least come with a defibrillator? That’s the only thing the car was good for in Casino Royale.

So who the hell is going to pay for all that damage to the grass?