Next time I spin my tires, I'm gonna tell the cop that my tire pressure was off.

It was this asshole.

They spent a month covering MH370 crash. I am definitely not looking forward to them covering end of the world.

Illuminated Star on a Mercedes. I almost puked when I saw one.

I like GM's approach with that. I have it on a Suburban, but it's also closed off with a cover so nobody can see it.

WTF is that and why does it exist?

1. Parking sensors when you already have a reverse camera.

Sounds like a complete BS excuse. Formula driving school and can't control a car at such low speed? It's like saying you are a professional chef and forgot how to cook eggs.

Suspension (and all other small mechanical things) is fucked, front bumper is fucked, so are all the under-body panels, wouldn't be surprised if the tires and wheels are screwed too.

Because they are also the ones who hit the shit out of your car when they parallel park. Not just a small nudge, but an actual hit with damage. They are also the ones who decide not to park near a curb, but actually park in the middle of the street. And they are the ones who hit their doors against yours when they get…

At $30k with 42k miles, too much of a risk. God knows what's gonna happen at 50k miles. Looks great, because it's detailed but 42k miles, man.

Cocaine.

Is that a wrap or real carbon fiber body panels?

This is for people who don't give a shit about their cars and only care about getting from point A to point B. Unfortunately, there are a lot of them.

Those vans wouldn't be able to keep up with Secret Service cars anyway.

Her van was part of a motorcade that included the Beast limousine, police cars, an ambulance in case of a medical emergency. Also, "bulletproof black sport utility vehicles and limousines driven by Secret Service agents who had spent hundreds of hours learning how to maneuver at high speeds." Tyson? Not so much:

One question. Why?

Go white

deja vu anyone?