Charity Navigator says they’re solid

That’s true, until you realize they all basically look like that guy.

“Hey JD, it’s me! Your cousin, Marvin Salinger! You know that new narrative voice you’ve been looking for? Well, listen to this!”

“Son, it’s me, your father, Pa Salinger. What is wrong?”

Didn’t Osteen get enough money to cover costs when he passed the plate around to the refugees?

Well, that’s his act. Clearly he’s determined that those are his three strongest bits. I’m assuming he was a middle every time you saw him, and middles don’t really have any freedom to explore or work stuff out. If they did that, they would risk killing the momentum and fucking over the headliner. Plus, it’s not like…

*milquetoast

Yo homie if you don’t like this porta-potty why you hanging out in it looking for a handjob?

The title Lawyers, Guns, & Money is already a more cohesive governing philosophy than we’ve seen so far.

“Keep Me in Office for a While.”

Most of his donors are disappointed.

Wonderful to see every major publication in the last week has put out an “Antifa are just as bad as these guys” Op-Ed.

If it helps accomplish something worthwhile, that something is normally given as the reason for doing something, as opposed to tradition

She (or her publishing company, or whoever) would own the rights to the specific recording, not the composition. So she’s suing that her recording has been illegally used and illegally licensed.

Good to know the tech that caused me to wake up in a panic whenever my infant daughter shifted a little too much is the same technology that didn’t detect the extra spin on my ball preventing me from getting a game winning strike.

Frida! Samantha! Poppin! Mary! Glenda! Rîsgorn (yes I looked up the Sindarin female equivalent, ‘cause I’m a huge nerd)!

Girl Power(struggle)!

I think she means this though specifically in an American context. Japanese citizens probably wouldn’t be offended by someone in a geisha costume because they’re not a minority group. Japanese Americans on the other hand might have a different experience because they are a minority group.

The fact my classmates and I had to read “Letter from a Birmingham Jail” in high school seems amazing to me now that I’m older. Especially considering our school was majority white, but not overwhelmingly so and my English teachers were white.

I miss Disqus’ ignore function.