STOP THE DEMO! STOP THE DEMO!

The site has changed quite a bit in the... Jesus, around ten years I’ve been reading it (does my Hyper Multi-tap comment of the week recognition or later star still hold weight? Should I ask Crecente?), but here’s hoping it continues to be that weird mix of not-news blog posts and serious news and opinions that has so…

So dignified and... Experienced.

To be fair, so are many of the post-151.

“Metroid is a kid friendly game”

The musicians all performed live and the vocals aren’t vocaloid—they’re done by real people. It’s just the same as Gorillaz.

There’s not a left-field choice for such a left-field artist, so here. I still can’t believe it. Blackstar is one hell of a farewell, too. I dunno. Sigh.

GUH, and only like a week after all those Sakanaction videos were reuploaded in HD quality, too! Boo.

Oh no way, Hyadain is one of the co-hosts, too? Super cool!

To be fair, this was him over thirty years ago and there are enough fake troll quotes/gifs/captions out there that I try to take most things I hear with a grain of salt.

Yeah, the giant UFO shaped strip club nearby was really trying to rope in the kids. I wouldn’t take them, but we DID just buy Saló because it was in the same section as Fantastic Mr Fox at Movie Stop, so why not.

You seem like an alright person and I respect your opinion, but burn the fucking heretic. I don’t know if I could disagree with you more, haha

Tembo grew up so fast!

Hoenn, the setting for Ruby and Sapphire, is no Kanto. Your rivals in Ruby and Sapphire don't hold a candle to Blue, your rival in the original games, either.

"Kino"
Yes yes YES!
"...as support!"
Welp, there goes my only real interest. Darn it...

The localization is lame, too. Instead of giving us the Treehouse treatment, Nintendo of America just stuck us with the European version of Layton vs. Wright, which came out in March. This means: A) Britishisms like "humour" and "colour"; B) A distracting lack of periods at the end of titles like "Mr." and "Mrs."; C)…

"Spastic" isn't an offensive term in American English, the way "retard" is. It just means overly excited or maybe pseudo-ADHD. Yay for super awkward differences in dialect! I mean, the best example is that there's a hit show the US called The Mentalist, which makes the child in me snicker.

Really? I don't know many ways this could be more obviously parody. It mentions an Obama backed bill that obviously doesn't exist (itself a clear riff on background checks for guns), retweeted jokes that are even more obviously bogus (like the totally real title screen to Super Mario Bros) and lines like "Celebrate…

Something tells me this won't quite as metaphor and thought experiment driven as Kino no Tabi.

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