ErrantBaritone
ErrantBaritone
ErrantBaritone

I’m a successful black man. I don’t go out of my way looking to play victim. I’ve endured racism my entire life and feel that I have overcome it. I feel sorry for racists. I am NOT a revolutionary. So, please, hear me when I say fuck all of you who are aware that “all lives matter” is considered racist to many black

Whatever you do, don’t ask why white people are given so much more lenient sentences for the same crimes while the book is thrown at black people. Don’t ask why a white kid who kills people while drunk driving can be released to his parents because of “affluenza” while a black kid who does the same thing will be tried

It’s not an investigative piece genius. It’s an op-ed piece about 1 person’s experiences and opinions. Do you need to do research about how you feel about something?

I don’t think the point is “this is a Pokemon Go specific thing” but rather “oh, look, yet another thing for POC to worry about doing in public”.

You are seriously underestimating what black people feel afraid of.

you don’t know what you’re talking about. europe’s been doing that for a while with relatively few problems.

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

SEWER RAT DO NOT EAT

It could have been worse...

Pictured: the author.

People managed to go to live events for decades without phones. They’ll live.

Those of us trying to watch the show will not miss you, I can assure you of that. Catch the dvd and text your bae from the couch if you really need to.

I had to do it a few times in college and since I’ve graduated and student loans have gotten real, it’s too depressing. Good news is I only have like 23 more years to go before they’re discharged! The only financially smart thing I ever managed to do was start my 401k really young so at least at some point in the next

I’m sure we’re supposed to be all “wah wah poor widdle millionaires” but hot damn if I wouldn’t also be fed up with that crap. 8:30 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to start construction work. 6 GODDAMN AM IS NOT.

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.

Ask five financial advisors and you’ll get six opinions on that. Here’s the thing: if you’re young, you have decades ahead of you for your retirement savings to compound and grow. Compounding really is the eighth wonder of the world...every $100 you can contribute in your 20s can turn into $2,000 or more by retirement

“It’s okay that she said racist things, because they always say racist things.” Probably the worst take ever on Deadspin. And that’s saying something.

“Traffic vs traffic, you still yield to the person who has the right of way and you stop when a police tells you to stop. I don’t think that’s a hard concept to grab.”

hey there jeremy,.. hows the new show going?