By the time you get the rack, bowl and half peel it, you could easily have just cut the thing into slices with a knife. kinda lame..

When the police inevitably find dozens of dead bodies in his back yard, y’all are gonna be so disappointed.

He’s as much a dick about Hillary, as Hillary had been a dick about Barack Obama eight years ago. Selective memory much?

people that fend for themselves.

Just make sure the enemy doesn’t know your prefix code they can use into tricking the computer into lowering your shields.

I am getting tired of people posting my password on the interwebs like this...

Cannot wait until I finally own my bachelor’s degree in 2024.

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.

I agree, but I think of this in a more expanded context: people should learn the basics of care period. That could be child care, ability to hep with an injured or ill loved one, helping friends with trauma. It’s not just parents that can benefit from knowing how to lend a hand in a pinch.

I’m what you call a ‘method actor’.

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thank you for my new motivational poster

I say this a full blooded Jew, but that is a great name. It’s so great, I almost (almost) want the name to legitimately catch on as a term for something, like getting really wasted (“I drank so much last night, there’s an alcoholocaust in my stomach right now”) or fucking up a drink in some way, like when the…

I read “alcoholocaust” and accidentally giggled out loud. I’m really sorry. Because this is horrible and tasteless and truly upsetting but something about that name triggered a response that I....am embarrassed about. It’s just...a pretty good name. Sorry guys.

POPE KENJI

We had one when I was growing up, and it NEVER got washed. Just wipe it out with a paper towel or cloth and it was good to go for the next meal. My mom also kept all of the bacon grease and used it to cook with, especially fried potatoes.

“Fuck. So close.”

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.