Chances are your accountant has a car note, credit card debt, and their 401k is way underfunded.

Accountants are great at tracking money. Managing it is another issue altogether.

I should know. I are one.

Leni Reifenstahl would have a fucking stroke if she saw that. Nazis paid good money for their propaganda.

Yes. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

This can’t be real. I’m invoking Poe’s Law on this one.

I tried to watch this but my computer starting sobbing.

Unfortunately with American Christianity, there's a certain part of the population who don't even think Catholics worship the same God, despite the two branches of Christianity being undeniably historically tied. Suggesting all Abrahamic religions are related would probably make their brains explode.

The Emperor Protects. Doubt is Heresy.

ABORTIONS FOR SOME, MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS.

Jezebel is not a single voice, it is a collection of varying feminist voices from different backgrounds with different ideologies who come together around the label of feminism. Did you even read this piece? There are specific editorial choices that complicate that from time to time, but it’s absolutely absurd to…

Btw, I just want to mention that I can absolve people. Not long ago, I ordained myself as a priest. None of this seminary jazz. No correspondence or online courses did I take.

So for this Christmas, I am absolving everyone. Furthermore, I am blessing all endeavors for this holiday season. You name it, I bless it.…

* Puts toothpaste right next to bed after 2 days. *

It’s sir *sobs in gratitude* He’ll be knocking up my shit pussy thank you very much.

Does it count if you were on mescaline at the time Randi?

I think Italian American is the furthest from “Anglo-Saxon” that Reagan and his ilk would allow themselves to go.

Nothing like a scathing, totally unsupported criticism to boost ones own self-esteem without the hassle of communication or critical thinking. That rush lost its appeal for me when I turned 14, but your milage may vary.

Better:

Ok, so let me see if we can get some clear rules.

ok we’re at the point where i think you’re kidding but i’m not actually sure.

“It’s being dumb to make a point” was the thesis of the entire article. The article you just commented on. Did you read the article?