Because bowties are cool.

Because bowties are cool.

No, if it really is verbal rape, the brain has the power to shut down any verbal rape pregnancy.

Can we like, get you a raise or something? BCO does something to my spirits. Everyone at work today is squabbling. Tension can be cut with a knife. I'm over here snickering... and wanting to be waited on by a tough ass drag queen.

Context is everything. Maybe he was like, "African Americans are like zoo animals because many of their ancestors were taken from their homes against their will, institutional racism makes them more likely to be subjected to substandard living conditions and high rates of unjust incarceration, and white people gawk at…

...How much you wanna bet that the shitstorm never actually materializes because we're all too busy popping popcorn? Someone's gotta start the craystorm rolling, after all!

We...probably have, and if not, probably will. Small world, l'opera

Well, you're talking about two different things. The dead bodies were supers (and they might have actually just been dummies - I haven't seen this production up close in a while); volunteers who don't sing and are on a completely different payroll than the chorus, which comprises of a highly trained group of singers…

Yes. Sorry about that:

I really want to know what 5 is :(.

Maybe it's cool if you sing it in Italian. "Vaffancuuuuuuulo!"

If this man complains about your hair, I'd love to hear what he says about the ridiculous middle age white lady bouffant updos you see in Texas. (Probably nothing, because he's a racist asshole.)

Do not mansplain this to me.

I like your style, Baritone.

Zombie uprising is an accurate description, since all of the saints climbed out of their graves.

I'm ok with this concept, I just feel that it'd be much more appropriate for Easter.

I just checked to make sure I had enough whiskey to get through reliving some nightmares and it looks like we are good to go.

Good shoes. Cheap, crappy shoes don't last long, start to squeak, and look like hell quickly. Find yourself at least some Cole Haans on sale - you don't need to spend $250 on that pair you saw at Macy's, hold out for an Amazon sale and pick them up for $120. Cedar shoe tree that ish, rotate between 2-3 pairs of…

I work with black inner city special needs children everyday. My job is very stressful and depressing. Albert writes funny cooking columns on weekends. They cheer me up. That is what Albert does for black America. Columns like this make me realize that other people out there are trying to help black people too.

Somebody missed the point...