ErrantBaritone
ErrantBaritone
ErrantBaritone

Brings a whole new level to If It Fits Your Macros

Well, for now I’ve got no employer match; I’m just hoping to make up for some lost time with my traditional IRA. I’m 32 and have about 10K in it because grad school for music seemed like a great idea.

Follow up on that: If you have entirely Federal loans, is there any benefit to paying them off faster if it means not maxing out retirement savings?

If facts make you uncomfortable, maybe that’s a sign you should be doing something differently.

You’re right, they should comment only on one narrow slice of culture, and not the culture that surrounds it.

Maybe she knows he’s actually Andy Kaufman?

Sometimes quantity has a quality all its own...

On the plus side, there’s a non-zero chance that someone can successfully BOFA Donald Trump.

Those thin metal stakes might work in really firm sand (for a little while), but you’d really want either big plastic ones like these:

Actually knowing shit about this music does make enjoying performances like this nigh-impossible. They’re going to ruin this girl’s voice inside 5 years if they keep pushing her to sing like this.

As an opera singer and voice teacher, I’m sincerely worried about her damaging her instrument by singing rep unsuitable for her. She has a beautiful voice and a lot of natural talent, but there’s plenty of more suitable rep for her to sing.

Already tried this on my lease renewal, tried to get my landlord to lock the higher rent for two years. Alas, no dice.

The Queen of the Night’s aria Der Holle Rache, here sung by Diana Damrau. Enjoy!

“I have passed an amount of urine into at least one of your many elegant fragrances.”

I had to scroll way too far down to find this.

I sit across from my manager’s manager, and he spends 80% of his time on the phone in a seemingly non-stop stream of buzzword laden nonsense. Every time he says “Ping me,” I die a little inside.

You know, for all the time you’ve spent commenting on this article, you could’ve read it a couple times.

How do you figure? Is a seven-year window that much more representative than a 4-year window for running into trouble with credit?

If they’ve got the answer wrong on this one, why would you move in with a monster?