My mom wore high heels all her life, even her slippers were wedgies. When barefoot, she had to walk tip toes because her achilles tendon had shortened.

I’m not a conspiracy type except when it comes to commissioner Gary and the NHL. This has the little man’s fingerprints all over it; Montreal just got a big IOU from the NHL.

Hoping the taunter, holding the phone, lost a nose. Strangely enough, the natural world is not here for our amusement; these creatures have lives to live.

Look, if you believe in flying horses, seeing Trump as a great candidate is not a stretch.

Wearing those shoes will do it to you.

Certainly it is a temple to Hephaestus, he who shines.

Warning to all women, don’t even share an elevator with this man; he’s some kind of fertile.

Good! Best use of tax dollars.

Yes I know, I was only indulging in an old man’s fantasy where child protection could be pro-active. I have been retired for sixteen years after 28 years of social work/clinical counselling.

Well it is 700 horsepower, serious SUV’s must be able to drive over bumps etc. and if you think America’s road/overpass/bridge infrastructure is not crumbling, well tell what colour the sky is in your world.

The only sports league that appeared to be bulletproof has met it’s Waterloo; Trump will bankrupt any business he touches.

700 hundred horses, high centre of gravity, driven on America’s crumbling highways, what could go wrong?

I’m sure the local child protection agency already have the family on their watch list.

No Yoko, you are asleep, even when wide awake.

For Potvin to call Daniel Sedin a ‘lowlife’ is beyond laughable, coming from an ex-player who was known to like hurting people on and off the ice. He shortened and ended too many careers to count.

I’m old and have seen a lot; I find this union oddly disturbing and queasy however. But what the hell, hope you two kids are happy forever.

But they are so scary (zombie apocalypse scary) to the donkey, Christian right. Just wait, they’l escalate to serious violence if they lose (see anti-abortionist doctor killing).

Is there anything this blow hard does not have an opinion on; just once Donald, say ‘it beats me’.

I predict a fourth quarter touchdown for Doug; OK it just happened, but man is he on fire the last eight games.

Actually, I’m finding this game more WWI, trench hand-to-hand combat, than NFL playoff football.